“The Sun reports ...”

When that’s your source. Oh boy.

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I thought it was clear the first time. I tried a Yakuza game, finally, on Gamepass a couple of months back. I’d been intrigued by the series for some time. But when I actually played, I had the exact, same experience you did. This it it?

In the 90s, I probably would have found it very exciting. Maybe still interesting…

That’s nice change from Ubisoft not apologizing for the terribleness of Uplay integration.

“...Cuomo claimed that Lemon wanted to censor Santorum...”

So add that dipshit to the long list that doesn’t know what ‘censor’ means. Probably bad on the whole Free Speech thing, too.

Well, they spent most of it on loot boxes. Only wound up with a few skins.

A photo of the XSX (which I still haven’t seen IRL) and the words “...reduce...” and “...cut...” had me panic re-reading the headline just to confirm they’re not expecting to send even fewer new units out into the wild.

(What the article is actually about, no stake.)

This dude sounds like a, how you say? Real piece of shit? (Am I saying ziss right?)

“I won’t say it’s not nice to see Kotick taking less of the pie, especially at a time when billionaires get richer while the rest of the world tries to figure out how to make it to the next paycheck. But he’s still got a lot of pie on his plate.”

Pie is getting the worst of it.

Still looks like Jonah Hill, too.

“I’m still trying to unlock some obvious, Metroid-style upgrades, like the ability to swim in pools of water I’ve passed.”

Wait...this games wants you to swim in your own urine? And that’s not a spoiler?

And it’s Bing. Because they give no fucks about Stadia.

Hey, Tony. Easier if I just call you Unemployed?

“It is no more based in racism than every Disney caricature of an out-of-touch white American dad.”

That is 10/10 unintentional irony.

Is this week sponsored by the word “backlog”?

Is this some sort of seo, keyword experiment?

Set on January 6th, 2021. “Battlefield: Capitol”

It’s gonna be buggy.

Isn’t cricket just baseball for even less athletic people?

(I’m not really a fan, but I enjoy sharing my thoughts based on superficial similarities. Not as much as you do, of course. Holy fuck, my person. So many words and

You.

Don’t.

Even.

Care.

Imagine the volume of words you type when you do care. Hopefully, you…

Even if you didn’t understand it, literally everyone in the world not named Florentino Perez did.

So while you weren’t able to make a convincing argument The Thing Going on its 30th year is exactly the same as That Thing That Didn’t Make to Day 3, you absolutely convinced me you are

Ha. I believe you’ve nailed it there. I was too committed to really living The Life ™. I pridefully pursued the side missions and took my sweet ass time with The Story™.

Now I don’t remember any of it. And I didn’t even pick it back up during the Pandemic. (Maybe the next one.)

Are we being sizest?

(I still haven’t finished RDR 2, if that’s a non-problematic answer.)