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“He is crushing every single person in the level, knocked out and dragged under the press over the course of 10 hours.”

There’s the only real casualty.

I hear the ransom has already been reduced to 29.99.

Did everybody else also click on according to a new report by Bloomberg just to confirm that Bloomberg sometimes uses the alias Jason Schreier.



Thanks for still giving us content, Jason! (I’m sure they meant to say.)

I guess T**** is still playing Election 2020

I’d bet this will be, ultimately, equally unimportant to both sides. Because WGAF, Stadia.

“...delayed indefinitely...” “Sands of time”

I like the meta.

Games are creative. Art is applied. But they are not art.

They were just making sure “reanimationed” hadn’t become a slur.

Fortunately, the first comment corrected yours, so we should be okay.

You mean, like, for instance, those of us trying to get an Xbox Series X? Daresay?

I’ve read 10-15% wound up in the hands of scalpers. Not nothing, but the shortage would be happening without them. These are very popular and it’s hard getting all the parts now.

Yep. This is when Larry David was running Nintendo, so you know they did it out of spite.

Months later, #1 is still incorrect.

FIFY...

1. Get your hands on a non scalped XBox Series X or S.

Anybody remember “State of Emergency”? Over 200 (but less than 250?) characters could riot on screen at once. Man, that was a boring game.

“In the description of the video, they claim that this build of the game will release in 2021.”

Thus triggering the only Achievement, Mr. Gibson (“Holocaust? What Holocaust?”) Followed by an apology and terrible explanation on Twitter. They’re still figuring it out.

Wolfenstein censored for Germany must be a criminally short game.

Something full-bodied with an oaky finish. I believe it’s a 2019 buffer overflow.

The phrase “...he could kill toxic fan behavior...” is a pretty sweet strawman. I’ve not read that suggestion or anything like it.

I’ve read that he could do something a little more than next to nothing.

There’s quite a bit of air between “kill ‘em all” and “people, fame, stuff, shrug”