My mirror, too! And I don’t have the game!!
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Nice. But still, fuck all hell out of Facebook.
I do like Kotaku but agree this is Peak Kotaku. When gaming geeks wanna get hipster...
Anyway, I guess growing up comes in handy, because I’ve ignored The Hype and just started tuning in now that there’s actually a product to talk about.
Yep. Complain about The Hype two months ago and it rolls less eyes. But literally days before it’s finally coming out?
The predictable, self-created backlash over an (in-part) self-created problem is just another way to generate clicks using the Cyberpunk 2077 name. It’s like a child closing its eyes and thinking that…
This doesn’t get said enough here. ‘Crunch’ is everywhere. The fucking godawful movie version of ‘Cats’ required a ton of ongoing crunch. They were patching that shit while it was still in theaters. But did anyone ever say ‘Crunch’ about ‘Cats’? No, it was all butthole cutouts and Jason Derulo complaining about his…
Kotaku: Don’t you guys HAYTE the Cyberpunk 2077 hype?!
Also Kotaku:
“Stu is a clear parody of Eminem’s “Stan”
So clear you kinda didn’t even need to say it.
“While it super sucks that the production crew of this movie’s gonna get hurt from it...”
Nah. They got paid. Crew don’t care.
The simultaneously trying too hard/super lazy Icarus reference that proves you made it to at least the 6th grade. (I’m guessing, no more than 5 years ago.)
“I miss Pandemic so much.”
But there will still be opportunities to buy cosmetic items with real money, right?
I never played starfox or flight sims.
My recollection is Halo LAN parties and everyone having issues until someone told us about inverting. It’s always felt ‘right’ to be inverted and ‘wrong’ when it wasn’t. It wasn’t habit or something I ever intellectualized. It’s just the way it ‘worked’ for me/us.
“This morsel is useless to me. I ingest it and its effect is nothing.”
Better than the diarrhea they used to give me.
Well, if it’s about dicks, Arch War Hammer is on brand.
The two folks up there did 👆🏼
Simple truth buried too deeply here.
You’re a Kamala Khan, not a Kamala Khan’t.
“But, I’m also a person who thrives on mess and chaos...”
Yeah. At this point, thriving on decades old gossip and ghosts mostly just makes you look kinda sad. If that was the takeaway you intended, well crafted.
“So dedicated, in fact, that the game’s planned online mode has been delayed to next year to give the team more time to iron out its single-player issues.”
This feels like it’s conferring some nobility onto what’s more simply “Doing what they should have done in the first place.”