Ah, a herd of majestic and playful Miata... A fun loving and social pack animal, their calls can be heard in the distance whenever and wherever they gather...

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Assembly Line Worker, Lada circa 1986

I guess they figured Ford's been ripping off their old stuff for a little while now, so they need pay back

Mini Cooper S Works with John Cooper Works GP Kit.

Deal with it.

Uhh...what?! You see nothing wrong with him throwing stuff onto track at a moving car? Is this the only form of racing you watch?

RCR is mostly my penis.

This might be one my favorite (but also worst) AOTD yet... amazing stories guys, thanks for sharing. Hope you get some solace that such suffering made for some seriously entertaining reads.

Or get a 3-series wagon, which is more practical, and cheaper, than a 4GC.

For some reason, it seems like nobody is aware that it has a lift-gate with no separation between the cargo and passenger compartments. Here is a shot of the 4GC with the lift-gate up and the rear seats folded down:

Needs this as a soundtrack:

Am I doing this right?

Ya Colorado doesnt either

Wait wait wait. This online car dealer says the best time of the year to buy a car is the early part of August? Holy crap! It's early August right now! What a shocking coincidence!

Patrick, we in the Jalop community forgive you and your criminal record. Now, onto the memes!