Yes! I’d never been a huge fan of her music, but I’ve always really liked her and her Dolly-reminscent humility.

Leslie Jones’ carpet talk is also a delightfully fun part of the show. I love how everyone else started cheering once Leslie really got going. Have fun people! It’s a show, after all!

I like Nancy Pelosi ripping up the speech; as others have noted, it’s a small gesture to keep the Democratic base reminded of how much of a shit 45* is.

I’m not easily offended

sounds like a fun party

My wife would not be a fan of me going on any more first dates, but she would love it if I asked for more butter.

Little miracles.

Queen Elizabeth seen in public for the first time since her messy breakup a few weeks ago. [Page Six]

I’ve been following this for weeks now, and I only just found out last night that the husband she refers to constantly as undocumented is... from IRELAND. As though that’s the same thing as being an undocumented brown man. No puedo, goodbye. 

Don’t cancel the events. Just, nobody show up. Not a soul. There is no hell for a writer like the mortification of staring out at a sea of empty chairs, save for the bookstore employee who felt bad for you and took a seat one minute after the event’s official start time.

I just want to share John Paul Brammer’s parody, because he’s been subtweeting the book for weeks. He also does a gay latinx advice column Hola Papi with the best art.

Between Bloomberg and Romney, we need to require presidential candidates to know how to treat a dog. 

It’s like watching an alien pretending to be an ordinary human wormbaby

War on Christmas

And this, kids, is a stunning example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Please ban the bible.

‘White Men Can’t Jump’ was most definitely not a Spike Lee joint.

I’m no right-winger, but I think this is a much more complex issue than has been perpetuated. Conservatives aren’t the only ones protesting this issue, though their (underlying, prejudicial) reasoning is certainly unique.

Eric looks like someone’s been putting small pieces of radioactive metal in his food. 

However bleak things might seem sometimes, I can always take comfort in the fact that I am not a Trump.