I’m guessing this?

Every word you type is making me more angry for Jennifer and makes me want to hulk smash Ben more and more.

People who fundamentally don’t give a fuck about women will never take a woman’s word for anything.

The Playboy Club isn’t the Playboy mansion. It was a chain of hotels. They were actually family friendly in a late 70s/early 80s kind of way. I went to the one in Atlantic City a couple of times and the waitresses were dressed like Playboy Bunnies and I loved touching their tails. I thought it was just fun. What were…

Ah yes, that sweet sweet rape money that is free-flowing. I remember I got mine in one of those oversized Clearing House Sweepstakes-style cheques. So worth it.

So basically, he victimized enough women to almost provide a decent sample size to do a proper study on the effects of rape.

Emma Stone.

Because horses aren’t trying to get faster the way humans are. Horses aren’t like awake in the stable at night like “shit I need to push my body to the limit! Do something no horse has ever done before! You’re going down, Secretariat!” They’re just like “what the fuck why are we running?”

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

I live in st. louis and kids still ride in the backs of trucks here and unless its super hot or cold you can probably find a car with a kid in it in every single parking lot of a Walgreens or QuickTrip, somehow our child killed/kidnapped rate is lower than CA, maybe you guys should lock your doors or move to a state…

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

I need to read the whole article but am saving it for after a work meeting so I don’t go in riled up. BUT,

They should add a extra couple thousand to his student loans for being a douchecanoe.

My two cents: Solange is going after Jay-Z because he is goading her. It seems clear from the body language that she can't stand him, and that he enjoys pushing her buttons. I'm surprised that so many people assume she is either a very violent person or an abuser: it seems clear we are witnessing her reaction to his…