This photo reminds me of the annual “What Did We Get Stuck in our Rectums Last Year” x rays.

Meh - I never cared for her, tbh. Loving that read coat, tho.

$899? “Free Birth” not so free.

AKA “the girl with the Delacroix face.” 

There is not a single man in that top photo who I’d want to see in a porn film. 

Star for the “Nana.”

I would have enjoyed seeing her perform and then taking a knee at the finale.

Martha is the Queen of Halloween! We took two of her costume suggestions:

Sounds great! And I was recently contacted by the Set Designer of OITNB to purchase a print of one of my paintings to be used in Season 7! Very stoked! The art won’t be in the prison, tho........stay tuned.

I think spontaneous combustion would have been more effective, reducing the entire piece to a pile of ash.

She is this guy’s “Mary Bono,” right? Can we have Cher in charge of the USAG instead, please? 

Your story makes me SEETHE with rage.

The column heading was “ALLEGED MISCONDUCT?”
Case dismissed. (Dun-DUN)

I believe there was a reference to this notion in Michael Wolff’s book - Jared and Ivanka decided to go to Washington with the understanding that she would run for President when Daddy was done, and then Jared could run after her term(s!) were up. Those two delusional kids!

Awww, they both look sweet and dumb - neither could be an evil genius!

I love dogs but as city folk, we feel best suited to care for cats. Here’s Curry - I could stare at those thumbs for hours.

Late 1970s. I was, unbelievably, a cheerleader - but with glasses and a questionable haircut. A couple of us “smart kids” had managed to get on the squad but we were always lesser-than members. The pretty, popular girls who partied with the team members were never treated this way.

Stark memory from high school:

Love it when the chickens come home to roost.

Maroon who?