My mother once loudly asked across the Thanksgiving table, in front of an ocean of relatives, if I was just “dyeing the bottom half  of my hair these days?(yes, I’d been lazy about keeping up with the highlighting)

I’d congratulate her shade if only she hadn’t followed it up with a slightly-drunken cackle instead of a…

This douche ought to be thanking “Fearless Girl” for giving him another 15 minutes.

I daresay our lady issues are miniature.

All the LOLS.

Team Genevieve all the way! I was thrilled a couple years back when she found me and my work on Etsy and commissioned me to make a painting for one of her makeovers on her own show. She was incredibly kind and snapped up some extra pieces I had on hand to add to the makeover and purchased one of my drawings for…

So I guess now he’ll say Shakespeare stole the idea from him... Have we forgotten how slippery Pharrel seems to be with the notion of an original idea? And I’m not even going to touch the Marvin Gaye debacle......

A little lesson: you have to inherit a blue gene from each of your parents in order to have blue eyes. Doesn’t mean both parents have to have blue eyes but they both have to have at least one recessive blue gene lurking in there.

Our fat kitteh, Max, furiously nuzzled me awake late at night - insistent pawing and meowing. As I woke up, annoyed, I noticed a weird burning smell. After a cursory look around, my husband pooh-poohed Max’s admonition but I called 911.

My daughter taught me this trick when she was a 2nd grader at PS234. Teachers took the kids from our downtown elementary school on field trips up to Central Park to conduct their bird-watching study - and clued them all in about the lamp post data to log their locations.

I had no idea — teachers RULE!

Could not make it through this movie and it’s spectacular foolishness. But you go ‘head, Jimmy - PLEASE, go ahead and focus 24/7 on Foolishness 2, 3 and 4 and disappear for years.

Like most women, I’ll be going to work because I’m the one who keeps the family afloat.

I’m lucky because I could take a sick day or use a comp day if I chose, but those are valuable jewels that I need to use when I need to care for my kids or my elderly parent or, god forbid, look after my own health.

I went to the…

Have to agree with you. When the wrong film was announced, neither of the PwC people knew why it happened nor whose fault it was. Both were obligated to set the record straight immediately.

Your last sentence won me over.

RIght? I count 12 mentions of Hillary and only 3 of Acosta, the 3rd of which was actually referring to the reporter with the same last name.

My pro-Trump elderly Aunt is my biggest challenge on FB these days. It’s not just all black people knowing each other, it’s the “Shadow Government” that Obama is secretly plotting from a bunker in DC. Seriously crazy shit these people believe. She posted this yesterday:

What a wonderful experience for your husband and those kids. I got choked up just reading about the young girl crying. I’m not joking when I say that it’s rewarding to imagine those kids getting so excited about meeting the country’s top 3 nerds - fabulous!
I can’t imagine that experience would be repeated in this…

I am furiously frustrated by living in NYC and having both a Senator and a Representative who, apparently, support my values. That’s a bad/good thing.

Like a freaking ART BOSS, MOMA!

Same - I bow down before Judge Brown.
But she could have wrapped him in a shower curtain; the imitation leather was a perfect end note.

Just read through this! The body was wrapped in “imitation leather.”

That’d be pretty shady, no?