You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Of course anyone can be sued for anything by some random guy somewhere.

I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

“As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”

Unlike Burrell, who we all pretended hadn’t banged most of our wives for nearly a decade.

We’ll miss you, Chase. You’ve been the only Philly athlete over a decade that most of us would permit our wives to bang pissers with.

I feel like I’m the best commenter on Kinja.

The last time I saw that many personlized handshakes Michael J. Fox was sending out Christmas cards.

Um...pretty sure that’s Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil. It doesn’t take a sharpshooter’s eyes to see that.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

This is the first sensible commentary to come out of Gawker since the whole fiasco last week.

"who's disgusting baseball chin is this?"

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Jim, I do not think you are respecting the integrity of the #brand's visual identity guidelines.

Paul: Ghost! Help!

Science and technology versus magic and cold steel! Excuse me, I need to go play Arcanum again.

America's Prince is not impressed by your "royalty," UK.