"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

Oh this is fun! What would other gawker sites waste $10,000 on for things we already know?

"I WILL FIGHT EVERY BLACKBERRY HERE"

What a great performance by LeBatard, but his Deadspin HOF candidacy is tainted by the era in which he works at ESPN.

Red thinks Pinot Noir is a fine assistant wine, maybe a mouthwash, but these Pinot Blancs over here are the real deal.

No, no it's Thief.^^

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

Where Are The Sweet Montagues?

Like this.

but this is Dolphins beer pong, where the loser pays the entire hotel bill, gets beaten with a sock of quarters, and is subject to racial epithets the rest of the week.

Funny, usually it's a lot harder to spot a dick when it's covered with boxers.

It really doesn't matter where the contact occurs on that type of hit, it's all illegal when it's your girlfriend.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

Actually he tried kickstarter. Search for Thorvalla. It fell flat on its face, so he went without Kickstarter for this one.

Ctrl+f "kickstarter". No hits? O_O

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Planescape: Torment

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic