I fucking love this series. It’s like if “500 Days of Kristin” were funny.

LeBron is staying in Cleveland and Lue will never realize his dream of actually coaching an NBA team.

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

I am indeed surprised to know that!

apparently all baseball games need to end now when the 1st team scores

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

That .402 OBP by the way? Better than Gwynn, better than DiMaggio, better than Carew, better than a lot of guys who got on base often, who didn’t deposit 600 balls in the seat to boot.

I bet Rod Watson reads Splinter on purpose. He doesn’t even need to be tricked with some clickbait headline.

I’m really thinking that photo accompanying this story needs to be replaced because it absolutely looks like one can see up that ladies skirt.

I think this is a record for the shortest time before a Deadspin article becomes irrelevant

I saw this article posted exactly as I saw that Bud Norris has come into the game

It was cool how you found a way to diminish the idiocy of ESPN’s decision while blaming those reporting the change for the reaction it caused. Very adept. This site’s ability to discern who gets the benefit of the doubt and who doesn’t is never surprising.

Calling it “stealing” is problematic, considering the crime issues in both Oakland and the South Side of Chicago. I know, because I’m working on a Master’s Degree.

“You better have dates and times of the juicing.”

Excellent pointless block in the back to cap it off!

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Yes, lame excuse: the 2nd and 3rd best players are lost to injury.

Which one is Greg Anthony?