Can I borrow five dollars?

What in the everloving fuck is that?

Thank you! You are my people! This movie is the most reactionary piece of garbage EVER. Jenny was against the war and slept with black dudes, so of course she needs to die a horrible death.

This is my moment. Why do I keep getting on internet fight with people who have less critical thinking than my dog? I grew up in a second world country. People don't seem to think in many shades of gray there. I am an environmentalist/animal advocate and if you think we are abhorrent in the US, wait till you meet some…

I didn't see it, but I think it's an interesting idea to explore, and one that might be enlightening for the audience - the normal funny guy as almost-rapist, potential rapist...He's not a monster, he's not a stranger, he's just a guy acting like a lot of guys act - in a way that hurts women.

I saw a bra strap once. Woke up six days later in a ditch outside of Reno, covered in blood and cocaine. Never saw my car again.

I was dating this pizza delivery girl that had just came to America from Kerplunkerstan that really only knew the bare minimum amount of English one would need to make and deliver pizza. We bonded over drinking, sex, and Kung Fu movies (without subtitles, neither of us really knew what was going on). One day I was…

I had been in a very stifling and unhealthy relationship with someone for 5 years. Needless to say, the sex was not great. We were young when we met and not experienced, and we never seemed to get it right. I was used to sex kind of hurting and it not being very exciting at all.

But you didn't say I couldn't rape other students in the handbook. Sure. Why not.

He says the expulsion has made it impossible for him to start his job at a Wall Street firm

Yeah. Its good etiquette for the host not to ask for a gift, and its good etiquette for the guest to give the host a gift. I always see all these comments like "well we asked for cash" or "we asked for gifts" and really the most polite thing to do is not ask for anything. Since you are not owed gifts!

That heifer?! Where's her thigh gap?

Okay I love Beyonce and all but I am only here for Guillermo Diaz.

Multiple orgasms at 65 m.p.h. i'll need Larry Flint's lawyer. Who am I kidding, no one gets up to 65 on a Georgia highway, Atlanta would be have the safest highways ever.

If you made this just after reading my comment, you have a new biggest fan. If this is a actual thing, then I am also your biggest fan for pointing me in the right direction.

It kind of weirds me out when an employee just appears seemingly out of thin air next to me with that :D look on their face. Some people need to wear a bell.

It is not like this is an old law either. 2009! Really? There must have been an onanism-based gang problem to need this law. People running through the streets (ok, only one street) with Sybians installed on mopeds while jousting with hitachi wands. That would be the only rational reason for this law.

Republicans: taking on Big Government in the name of freedom and WAIT YOU WANT TO PUT WHAT WHERE?? WE NEED SOME MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW OMFG.

I was coming here to make the same reference. :D

Just so you know, this is your future.