Apparently, yes. I assume the editor's note made it worth reading.

Can we replace this article with a discussion about Ma Mère. Because whaaaat the fuck.

That happened to me! I used Head and Shoulders, but they changed the formula and I would get this random gunk spot that would drive me NUTS. I actually thought I was crazy until I read a bunch of reviews on amazon saying the same thing (I didn't use 2in1, but here's an example). I ended up getting generic brand Head…

I know it's wrong of me to judge anyone's appearance, but no wonder they were awful about her weight. It's clearly just straight up jealously because she's the prettiest in the family. I mean, like, dang. Everyone is beautiful in their own way and everything, but she won the objectively gorgeous lottery in the family…

When do we get to talk about the total batshit horrifying universe that is JK Rowling's wizarding world? I need to talk about it, I just do.

I can tell you the sign says "bitter." Apparently everyone takes shots of vodka and then chants "Bitter!" until the couple kisses for as long as possible to remove the bitter taste of alcohol...and then they turn into uncooked chickens in doll clothes. So.

I'm sorry to link to Buzzfeed, but they definitely got there first: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/30-ca…

Pandering to women? PANDERING? More like, tirelessly countering all the bullshit Republicans spew just to maintain the status quo treatment of women WHICH ISN'T EVEN GOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

And yet still no support for lesbians.

Oh no Robert Pattinson, that is a bold-faced lie. In this video he specifically names facial moisturizer as his most rewarding Twilight coworker.

You've beautifully summed up the whole series. The childish undertones truly freak me out, and since most of the interactions between Christian and Ana read like an abuse PSA, I seriously question whether EL James actually enjoys any sex.

I eloped in my mom's living room and it was fantastic. There was delicious cake and it took 15 minutes, and yeah, maybe I did wear jeggings, whatever. Even though my mom was there and it was beautiful, she still demands a real wedding, and is telling everyone there will be one. My dad, who was in a different country…

Truth. I only recently discovered through tabloid photos that the less smooth part of my ass is cellulite and not just normal ass. I honestly did not know it was unattractive and weird until tabloids told me so. No one had ever said anything about it before, so I didn't know it was an issue. I know now it is an issue.

I was thinking Anna Karenina.

I am still bitter about the Lisa Frank sticker book that never came. I remember asking my mom if she would consider sending off for it, and being soo excited she agreed because it was just $2 and Lisa Frank was everything to me. Weeks later I asked her where it was and she told me they never even cashed the check. I…

Everyone needs to read The Boss instead. Its was written as the anti 50 Shades. Like, if 50 Shades was feminist and actually about BDSM and didn't worship a psychopath rapist. It's also the source of my favorite quote in the world: “I’m just getting to the point in my life where I feel like I shouldn’t have to train…

You mean they changed just the homepage, right? Because the browsing itself is the same hot mess it has always been.

It was at DeKalb School of the Arts.

My creationist biology teacher told us that all abortions were done by stabbing the baby in the neck during birth. But this was the city of Atlanta, so half of my class then yelled at her about how that was bullshit, the other half cried. We did have an actual sex-ed class, as well. It was (and still is) taught by the…

But who watched the 5 year old while they deboned fish for 8 hours? 5 year olds become destructive werewolves while you're just trying to pee. I imagine they braised those carrots to the deafening silence of an unsupervised preschooler.