Yeah I rarely leave a doctor's/surgeon's without discussions of my deformities. I don't even worry about it anymore. I look impressionable (and rich?), I guess. The guy who did my wisdom teeth offered to reduce my chin as well. I legit have a normal chin. All the women who worked in his office had clearly taken him up…

I knew that cardboard taxidermy shit was from Urban Outfitters before I even saw it. Such smugness.

A fun date. Don't make it too romantic or overachieving (like rock climbing, don't rock climb), but even something like the stay-at-home date kit is cute. There's no point in buying specific holiday presents at this stage - you guys are focusing on having fun and learning more about each other. If you see something…

Man, I already watched that other video about the turkey that was spared slaughter and I'm actually vegetarian after today and turkeys are so awesome :( have you seen how they look at you with their eyes? All...cockeyed...

While I am upset for you (I freaking love chickens as pets because I am a freak), roosters are actually batshit irrational killing machines that assume any person walking is a person trying to have sex with their hens, and thus tries forever tries to attack them specifically with those terrifying back claws. You…

My thoughts exactly!

Those sausage patties are the best. I would pick those over meat sausage patties for real.

I had the EXACT same experience as you; hormonal birth control was effective because I just didn't want to have sex anymore (or I got a dozen yeast infections or I was throwing up...). My boyfriend and I just use condoms now and it's really been fine (although we didn't use condoms when I was on the pill and I miss…

Actually one of the best Twilight pictures I've seen. Pattinson + that wolf.

My heart just grew three times its size. I love our president so much.

This woman is really inspiring. I want to be like her.

Oh man, I wish that was the case! And for reals, J.K. was cruel to all pets. I still have to skip over the Hedwig part. Even in the beginning when Hedwig is locked in her cage and upset with Harry. I also still wonder what happened to Fawkes. Like, I understand he had to leave because Dumbledore died (um how sad must…

Seriously! That hair is actually important! It muffles farts, among other things (that are even more uncomfortable than uncontrollable farts)!

This is like that one time I publicly debated Crookshanks's species; is he a cat, a Kneazle, or both? ALSO WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM IN BOOK 7? Everyone just abandons Crookshanks because whatever.

You mean when she made it clear she was unhappy in their marriage and he responded with, "What's a six letter word for I've fallen asleep."

I have to side with IndigoMontoya. Shaving the cat makes little sense to me, where do you think the fleas are going to go now? Is Revolution oral then? Most flea treatments go on fur. In any case, it's totally traumatizing to new already freaked out cat.

It would give you points for deportation.

No, you cannot. You could be subject to deportation if you do. You cannot arrive as a visitor with the intention of staying permanently, i.e. getting married. There are restrictions. I desperately wish it was different, as I'm trying to marry one of y'all.

You can't get married on a student visa, sorry!

Oh does he want to put an end to Obamacare? I thought it was "I want to put an end to Obamacare and in its place put an identical plan that's funded by tax dollars. Oh, I'm not supposed to say tax dollars. I mean fairy dust. A completely different health plan funded by fairy dust that will be way better. Pretty sure.…