But if they don’t get the partisan rapey asshat on the Supreme Court people wilm start to think that a partisan rapey asshat shouldn’t be President.  That’d be lunacy!

This sort of thing was my literal dream as a child.

Her name is Saga? Holy shit... Ragnarok, here we come.

Hey, let’s unpack THIS:

Weeellll.....

This is nitpicky, but...

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.

I thought the exact same thing when I read it.

I’m a very angry person all the time. I know it. I own it. I was raised in a very sexist and misogynist home where the girls got the short end of the stick. I’m reacting to that and all the bullshit around me.

Nicholas Cage’s performance in Peggy Sue ruined a big chunk of the movie, but there’s that one scene where Peggy Sue, having gone back in time, picks up the phone at her parents’ house and hears the voice of her long-dead grandmother...

While your first comment was great, it was the second comment that really made me laugh entirely too hard. If only everyone I encounter today had your wit.

More like the embodiment of inbreeding.

No, that seems like an entirely reasonable take. It seems antithetical to a diverse society.

Am I the only person who struggles with cultural appropriation uproar? I thought different cultures mixing and borrowing from each other was the point of living in a diverse society. Is it reasonable to assume that people of different cultures living together would wall off the ability of their culture being used by…

This is true. My husband has a green card. When all of the immigration nonsense started under Trump I re-read the info that came with the card. There are certain convictions that could lead to you being deported. Public drunkness/DUIs are one of them. My husband and I have talked about it a lot. Driving drunk is…

8 years ago I was applying to switch from my 2 year greencard to the 8 year card. I asked an immigration agent if he thought my application would be ok, his response to me was “You haven’t been arrested, or had a DUI have you?” So, this isn’t new. Trump is still a turd, but a DUI would have effected your application…

Sure. I’m arguing with the article, not trying to defend the policy. We do (on certain occasions) remove children from the parents of US citizens when they get DUIs. They are a sign of a serious lack of judgement and shouldn't be treated lightly

I love Latinos and hate Trump and support an open boarder, but if you think DUIs are no big deal then you obviously haven't had any friends killed by drunk drivers. Our neighbors to the north count them as felonies and we should to.

As silly as it sounds, DUIs have been reason to deny entry into The United States for as long as I can remember, even if you are just driving across from Canada to pick up a gallon of milk.

Exactly!!  People have lost their g-ddamn minds if DUI’s have now become “minor crimes.”  The guy who flattened my uncle/godfather to the side of the road had 3 previous “minor crimes,” according to this.  My high school best friend’s murderer had 2 prior DUI’s.  EVERYONE knows how awful DUI’s are and I’m sorry, if…