Same. And shave my legs. And dye the greys on my head.

make up different stories for each person who asks. get increasingly bizarre with each one.

cause in the end, it nun they damn biznaz.

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

Of course respect, but that picture has caught the moment where a predator is poised to jump and tear out your entrails. That warrants some quaking.

Good thing your life doesn't depend on reading the body language of big cats.

That's never worked with my cat.

I forget... with lions are you supposed to keep still and maintain eye contact, play dead, yell and make yourself seem as big as possible, or baste yourself in roast beef jus and wait to be eaten?

I... I would watch the fuck out of this.

I don't even really like cats* and I would watch that miniseries (yes, gotta be a miniseries). Let's cast this!

A plastic tablet was also unearthed just under the topsoil:

South Park is the epitome of hipster racism and homophobia and...

I like this article and here's why: Even if there are problems with it (and I don't think there are many at all) it's a White person talking mainly to other White people about dealing with their own racism. It is rarely done and needs to be done more because as a Black person I'm tired of carrying the mantle of…

refer to paragraph about disproportionate power

Hearted. You can say whatever you like - it's protected! - and I can say whatever I like about what you said - also protected! The First Amendment isn't a shield against people calling you a dick for saying something asinine. It's a shield against people putting me in jail for pointing out how asinine you are.