“Received message last night from XI JINPING of China that his meeting with KIM JONG UN went very well and that KIM looks forward to his meeting with me. In the meantime, and unfortunately, maximum sanctions and pressure must be maintained at all cost!”

Laurie Metcalf was robbed at the Oscars! She was brilliant in Ladybird. I love Allison Jamey but I don’t think being a kook with a bird was as difficult as being a real hard working middle class mom that loved her screwed up family & did her best.

I think he deserves enough time to die in jail and then have his ashes put under the cornerstone of a new jail so he stays in there for at least a century after that.

It’s obvious because there is no fucking way he knows the proper use of the word “voluminous”.

Why are Trump’s approval ratings increasing? The CNN link attributes it to “the economy,” but why? A once huge chain has gone bankrupt (Toys R Us), one of the largest retail stores in the world closed more than 150 stores across the country (the Wal-Mart closures), and I feel I have heard about steep drops in the…

I have a bit of a problem with this:

Which I didn’t do.

I know people rag on Bill Maher for being an Islamaphobe, but on this he has been consistent. Liberals should align with women’s rights, which are severely restricted within religions, of which Islam is material culprit. We should support reforms within these repressive religions.

Yeah quite surprising. but notice the comments: they range from embarassed to “well I’m going to jump through mental hoops in order to not utter the word muslim and I’m also going to blame this solely on money” The usual day on Jezebel basically.

Worldwide, the zealots of every religious variety are all about fucking the children.

This is so incredibly heartbreaking to read, and to see her (seemingly) happy picture. My heart hurts for this girl. Her parents are monsters. I hope they rot.

This would be equally a problem if she was over 18. The [problem is cultural practices that clash with American values. (This is hardly only for Muslims mind you. Plenty of creepy Christian sects out there as well)

Aaah the religion of peace, where you arrange your daughters marriage and throw your gay sons off buildings

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

Religion.

It seems like a really good way to win yourself an honerable mention Darwin Award. Like you’re probably not going to die but you may end up taking your uterus out of the gene pool.   

Plastic surgery.

Yeah, I mean....one attempt at downward facing dog and she’s either shot herself in the crotch or at minimum her gun is poking her in a sensitive area.

This chick is someone who took being a cool girl to the utmost extreme. She’s an attention whore and Louis Linton is probably her idol.

1. You can’t do yoga in those pants unless you want to lose a body part in a painful, embarrassing manner.