She’s America’s something, but she’s not America’s Sweetheart. I won’t be surprised when she releases her own sex tape (probably in 25 years and will be calling herself “My generation’s Kathleen Turner” before you can say “She’s the Kathleen Turner of her generation”)

Flip the House in 2018 and impeach both of them so we get President Pelosi.

What’s wrong with living with your parents? I plan to have my mom move in with me when she no longer can take care of herself.

My bet is: “Random Actors Who Want to Make a Name for Themselves So They Don’t Mind Faking ‘Normal’ Rebound Relationship “R” Us.”

the paper’s report also included an incredible detail about how Swift would wear “disguises like scarves and hats” to conceal her identity while dating Alwyn.

Yeah, it’s time we had that talk.

If there is proven collusion, we better damn well be demanding the complete abrogation of Trump’s entire presidency. We go back to January 19, 2017 until a new president is ELECTED not appointed.

I hope it’s this one, except with Trump’s head pasted on.

Fer.Fuck’s.Sake.

Well here’s the thing — what if Trump is removed from office for high crimes and misdemeanors that also implicate Pence? Then Trump and Pence would both have to go, and then what do you do? Let Paul Ryan succeed to the Presidency? There is no Constitutional mechanism for an election do-over, so we’d be treading new…

Personally, I think that the entire Executive Branch, or at least those members of it that trace their posts back to Trump, should be swept clean in the event the Election is determined to be fatally tainted. Unfortunately, I envision some mealy-mouthed compromise (in the interests of “national healing,” no doubt),…

You think the author of the AHCA, the guy who buddied up to Trump the second he won the nomination...is going to have an ounce of credibility come 2020?

It’s going to be really hard for Pence to prove he wasn’t a part of this if shit truly does go down. Especially when you’ve got Sessions lying under oath about Kislyak and can put several members of the Trump campaign with Russians while they were at the RNC.

I want to see his ugly lumpy ass being hauled off to prison, along with his nasty family members. I don’t think orange is Ivanka’s colour.

I don’t think President Pence is particularly well acquainted with the concept of “liberty.”

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

I hope that what she actually meant was the argument against killing Hitler after September of ‘39. He was so incompetent and over his head that he was an active detriment to the Nazi cause once the war started, and beyond any doubt shortened it through sheer stupidity.

Seriously fuck all of those people who pretended that Hillary was worse than Donald. Not only was she competent, she would have been a great president. The people who voted for this orange buffoon all deserve to suffer the consequences of their vote.

Can’t we let that horrible show just be dead?! We don’t need any zombie idols.

I relate more to pee stories than I do to fart stories. Sorry Jennifer Lawrence.