I'm partial to the can of "food", myself.

@avclub-48c0b3cf0c62e40eeff5a9b07a63d953:disqus: It gets better if you imagine that JAWS 4-19 are the reason Michael Caine owns a space station.

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Damn, the only SF food that came to mind was Victory Gin, but I'd only want that if I was in the mood to drink myself blind.

I'm not much of a drinker, and I do prefer lagers to ales, but I wouldn't mind trying kanar. The real booze, though, not the sugar mixture that nearly gave Casey Biggs diabetes.

Curiously, the survey failed to note whether or not the respondents enjoyed said meaningless sex whilst huffing nitrous and screaming various colorful obscenities.

A man quotes; a slave plagiarizes!

Was this stunt driver a real human being and a real hero, by any chance?

Not funny, @avclub-6b8aa777ed70e7f15a45947a0f0c5986:disqus!

Interesting that you mentioned that. My first thought on seeing the title was that the project was an adaptation of a third-person action game about a fellow who develops various telepathic powers and has to unravel a conspiracy.

@SisterMaryFrancis:disqus: MST3K reference.

For any newcomers, the draft in question, once you scroll down a bit.

I'm not sure what in the hell I just watched, but I liked it.

Then why am I not laughing?

Well, you could have "salted" bombs where you put a whole bunch of cobalt in the warhead. When it detonates the cobalt is converted into this incredibly radioactive isotope that a long enough half-life that waiting in shelters is impractical. Theoretically you could exterminate all life on a continent with enough of…

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus: Hmm…Val Kilmer playing Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever as Gay Perry. I could go for that.

Ah, Oliver North. He was just poured into that uniform.

Well, I think this is a flimsy enough pretext to show off this work of art.

@avclub-5d213468da8857324393c707fb3f6f67:disqus, no, no, Jasper, Missouri is Ben Gazarra's town.

Is it from Mitt Romney?