@avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus and Billy Mays is showing them this awesome new portable grill he ordered off an infomercial.

He's a dude playing a dude disguised as a dude he knows playing a dude who isn't real but is playing that dude as if he is real, all with another dude who everyone thinks is the son of the dude but is actually the son of the initial dude who had a son with someone who wasn't a dude many years ago.

He's a dude playing a dude disguised as a dude he knows playing a dude who isn't real but is playing that dude as if he is real, all with another dude who everyone thinks is the son of the dude but is actually the son of the initial dude who had a son with someone who wasn't a dude many years ago.

Gristle McThornbody.

Gristle McThornbody.

I was getting more of an Aperture Science vibe, especially with all the white plastic/metal spheres. Now I'm hoping that the movie has 8000 robot characters, all of whom are voiced by Nolan North.

I was getting more of an Aperture Science vibe, especially with all the white plastic/metal spheres. Now I'm hoping that the movie has 8000 robot characters, all of whom are voiced by Nolan North.

Given how I'm not a fan of JJTrek, the only thing I've been enjoying
about this movie is seeing Trek nerds really cut loose with the
speculation. My favorites so far:

Given how I'm not a fan of JJTrek, the only thing I've been enjoying
about this movie is seeing Trek nerds really cut loose with the
speculation. My favorites so far:

I know Simon Pegg used to have this joke that Martin Freeman was the guy you got when you couldn't get Simon Pegg. There were some one-off jokes based on that in Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz.

I know Simon Pegg used to have this joke that Martin Freeman was the guy you got when you couldn't get Simon Pegg. There were some one-off jokes based on that in Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz.

WHAT??!?

WHAT??!?

Here, lemme give you something else to like:

Here, lemme give you something else to like:

Superman: I can break these cuffs!
Cop #1: You can't break those cuffs.

Superman: I can break these cuffs!
Cop #1: You can't break those cuffs.

I, for one, am a happy member of an Orphic mystery cult.

I, for one, am a happy member of an Orphic mystery cult.

Sounds like someone never saw Michael Caine in The Holcroft Covenant.