Well, I'll have to see what kind of wig it is first…
Vervack
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No, no, no, we'd never find LaBoeuf's body. And whenever anyone asks Dafoe about it, he'll just do this thing where he implies that he did it, didn't do it, and is just fucking with you for the sake of it, all at the same time.
No, no, no, we'd never find LaBoeuf's body. And whenever anyone asks Dafoe about it, he'll just do this thing where he implies that he did it, didn't do it, and is just fucking with you for the sake of it, all at the same time.
I like to imagine that he originally did all his sex scenes in Antichrist, but he was replaced with a penis double after the test audiences, unfamiliar with motion picture technology, saw Mr. Dafoe's mighty wang rushing towards them on the screen and erroneously assumed it was coming to attack them, causing them to…
I like to imagine that he originally did all his sex scenes in Antichrist, but he was replaced with a penis double after the test audiences, unfamiliar with motion picture technology, saw Mr. Dafoe's mighty wang rushing towards them on the screen and erroneously assumed it was coming to attack them, causing them to…
@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus, by astonishing coincidence, I managed to slice of a tiny bit of the pad of one of my fingers when I was trying to cut up a chocolate duck with a paring knife (I've since learned that the correct way to divide a chocolate animal is to put it in a bag and smash it with a hammer). Didn't need…
@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus, by astonishing coincidence, I managed to slice of a tiny bit of the pad of one of my fingers when I was trying to cut up a chocolate duck with a paring knife (I've since learned that the correct way to divide a chocolate animal is to put it in a bag and smash it with a hammer). Didn't need…
Lander on the moon. How did it get there?
Lander on the moon. How did it get there?
Moon lizards would have been an improvement.
Moon lizards would have been an improvement.
Um…it actually took me two weeks to realize Alasdair had started covering it. And it also took me a week to realize the new season had started.
Um…it actually took me two weeks to realize Alasdair had started covering it. And it also took me a week to realize the new season had started.
GNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
GNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
He's a gangster with a horrible Noo Yawk accent pretending to be a revolutionary with a horrible Oirish accent.
He's a gangster with a horrible Noo Yawk accent pretending to be a revolutionary with a horrible Oirish accent.
I remember, and redundantly mentioned it above.
I remember, and redundantly mentioned it above.
That dinosauroid (some tiny pictures here that give a full-body view) was the first thing that popped into my head when I read this headline. I have to admit, even if the idea is kind of goofy, it still looks much better than those sketches.