And the entire film is shot with two people on either side of the frame endlessly vomiting words at each other in front of a greenscreen with a background stolen from Google Image Search composited in.

Hey everyone! My name's Ricky Tarkovsky, but you can call me "The Rickster"!

Hey everyone! My name's Ricky Tarkovsky, but you can call me "The Rickster"!

I never get cake pouch; it's always pocket sand. Hell, it's gotten to the point where I can't leave the house without my welding goggles.

I never get cake pouch; it's always pocket sand. Hell, it's gotten to the point where I can't leave the house without my welding goggles.

The "documentary crew" are actually angels. You know, like in The Office.

The "documentary crew" are actually angels. You know, like in The Office.

Well, let's see…I bought about 8 trades of Sandman Mystery Theater on an insane whim a few years ago, and I would really like an excuse to sit down and read through them all. Christian Gossett's The Red Star might also be a interesting experience, and it'll give me an excuse to compose lengthy posts about how…

Well, let's see…I bought about 8 trades of Sandman Mystery Theater on an insane whim a few years ago, and I would really like an excuse to sit down and read through them all. Christian Gossett's The Red Star might also be a interesting experience, and it'll give me an excuse to compose lengthy posts about how…

The fact that Doctor Venture exists, even if he's going by a different name.

The fact that Doctor Venture exists, even if he's going by a different name.

Maybe all the electricity was stolen through the malign influence of the rogue planet Melancholia and incarnated in the depressed body of Kirsten Dunst.

Maybe all the electricity was stolen through the malign influence of the rogue planet Melancholia and incarnated in the depressed body of Kirsten Dunst.

"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."

"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."

Ahem, that is "people is pretty dumb", thankyewverymuch.

Ahem, that is "people is pretty dumb", thankyewverymuch.

NOTE: Warning does not apply if you are Ed Harris.

NOTE: Warning does not apply if you are Ed Harris.

By the way, does the Black Mesa Research Facility count as a "corporation"? Apparently it was based off of Los Alamos and the Sandia National Laboratories, and those seem to be a mix of public and private ownership.