For what it's worth, Michael Dorn himself wasn't terribly thrilled with using the bat'leth, and when he came to DS9 he and Dan Curry cooked up something called the mek'leth, which was based on a north Tibetian cavalry sword and could be wielded one-handed. It's the thing he used in First Contact to totally shiv that…

For what it's worth, Michael Dorn himself wasn't terribly thrilled with using the bat'leth, and when he came to DS9 he and Dan Curry cooked up something called the mek'leth, which was based on a north Tibetian cavalry sword and could be wielded one-handed. It's the thing he used in First Contact to totally shiv that…

Which two?

Which two?

Disinterested actress AND former wife!

Disinterested actress AND former wife!

And now I'm having Bloom County flashbacks.

And now I'm having Bloom County flashbacks.

On a related note, was I the only one who read this story and immediately thought of GTA: Vice City?

On a related note, was I the only one who read this story and immediately thought of GTA: Vice City?

Now hand him your phone and tell him to call you! I love the look their faces when you answer.

Now hand him your phone and tell him to call you! I love the look their faces when you answer.

From what I understand, the prohibition against graven images is one of those dicta that varies from time and place. Human and animal figures are hardly unknown in Islamic art, but they generally aren't predominant themes. I think the only ironclad law is the prohibition against worshiping images as gods; simply…

From what I understand, the prohibition against graven images is one of those dicta that varies from time and place. Human and animal figures are hardly unknown in Islamic art, but they generally aren't predominant themes. I think the only ironclad law is the prohibition against worshiping images as gods; simply…

I would actually like to see a zombie apocalypse story that actually makes an effort to explain how a zombie can have half its soft tissue rotted away and yet still be able to move. Human bodies break down pretty damn fast once the brain and heart stop working; it's like everyone walking out of a nuclear power plant…

I would actually like to see a zombie apocalypse story that actually makes an effort to explain how a zombie can have half its soft tissue rotted away and yet still be able to move. Human bodies break down pretty damn fast once the brain and heart stop working; it's like everyone walking out of a nuclear power plant…

Didn't you read @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus's comment? If you do that, he'll get all self-conscious and it'll be awkward and uncomfortable for everyone (including the plaza, who isn't even getting dinner out of it).

Didn't you read @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus's comment? If you do that, he'll get all self-conscious and it'll be awkward and uncomfortable for everyone (including the plaza, who isn't even getting dinner out of it).

I HAVE CANCER!

I HAVE CANCER!