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And suddenly the Kosovo intervention makes perfect sense.

How long were you saving that one up, Craig?

Wow, when I read this, my first hope was that it would end in a Chechen hostage video. (I later amended that to an Ingush hostage video, because the fighting has moves around in the region over the past decade. Gotta keep contemporary with your offensive thoughts, dontchaknow.)

Mike Oldfield does.

Oh my God…water DOES change everything!!!

(holds Prole Hole's head) Shhhhh…it's okay, it's okay, you're safe here, Rick Berman can't get to you in here.

Wait a minute, Russell Crowe as Noah…I think I've heard a rendition of that story before.

Okay, someone needs to get Fluttershy on the horn about this issue.

AKK's not on board.

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@avclub-858b67085072a6f2403cf500871f4068:disqus I'm seriously hoping Rick does the entire third season in the Raging Beauty face camo.

Eh, with any luck, England is probably ruled by giant spiders that have the entire population working back-breaking twenty-hour shifts mining for aphids.

But where are you in the books?

So, obvious question, but was Panem founded by Russian Constructivists?

Don't forget Guy Maddin!

Were you wearing Nic Cage's pleather jacket also, by any chance?

You might have better luck with The Iron Dream. Alternate universe Hitler writing crypto-fascist sword and sorcery never gets old.

There were three. One on TOS with a Nazi planet, one on Voyager with Hirogen Nazis running a holoprogram with the cast as (original) Maquis, and one in Enterprise with aliens from the Temporal Cold War nonsense helping Hitler.

For me, it's a toss up between Why Are You Doing This? and Hey, Wait…, but then I like despair in my stories for some weird reason.