"Laura Dern? But why???!?"

By the by, whatever happened to that "Reposted Santorum Headlines" gimmick poster? I only ask because I glanced at the front of the National Post and saw the headline "Santorum Fills GOP's 'Enthusiasm Gap'", which had me cackling like an madman for a good solid minute.

Hey! Get back here and wipe that off! Other people are going to use that, you know!

Well, it's still preferable to most of Europe, where history just grabs you by the neck and drags you headfirst into the quicksand, your arms and legs flailing uselessly.

(mocking laughter)

You know, since video games have eaten my brain, I am seriously hoping that John Aglialoro reacted to the failure of Atlas Shrugged: Parte Un by barricading himself in his house, luring a bunch of film critics into it, only to kill them, slather their bodies in plaster and pose them in grotesque tableaux, then spend…

I want the dog that ate Dan's new heart. That dog had range.

Come to think of it, you probably wouldn't want drink with any of the major Cardassian characters. The problems with Garak are obvious, as noted above. With Dukat, the whole thing will probably end with you coming into work the next day at about 11 AM with a face covered in bruises and lacerations, $857 shoved in your…

@avclub-18d84eb30b59b5f3cc748bfe9f68b472:disqus  So in other words, root beer is to the 24th century what That Laurel Canyon Sound is to the 21st?

It's probably due to the fact that aliens from subspace keep laying their eggs in those singularities and making time stop.

Oh god, we're going to have to cut you out of that suit, aren't we?

Yeah, Stalin's place in contemporary Russian history is tricky to parse, to put it mildly. For myself, I tend to think that one of the reasons he is so troublesome is that during the 1930s he "became" the Revolution; he became the central genius/father figure around which all the utopian aspirations of Soviet society…

Yeah, that may have been crossing a line somewhere. How about we go with "I just want my kids back" instead? Everyone can enjoy that.

Yeah, Ah'll take a wahk…OVER TO KIRK DOUGLAS' HOUSE!!!

You mean they own the Mane Six…AND DERPY?!

Heh, this reminds of this old quip I heard that went something along the lines of "if you brought a man from 1900 to 1950, he would be so awestruck that he would feel as if he had entered an alien world. If you brought a man from 1950 to 2000 he would probably be a little disappointed." Flippant, yes, but not entirely…

It was pretty grainy color for a while too.

Dammit, it's way too late to be witty…something something Twilight.

Hmm…we need to go deeper.

Well, we already have Benny Russell, which promises to get nice'n'weird in record time.