Imagine how sad one’s life must be to review-bomb some game on Metacritic, esp. over some perceived “SJW”-ness or something.

We have a tradition...volunteers from the community gather at the beaches the day after a major holiday and clean up trash. I’m glad to see DC doing the same in their neighborhoods..

“Your dream house contains either a dishwasher or a washing machine, but not both. Which do you pick?”

I don’t think you’re gonna find many people who would give up their washing machine.  Dishwasher is nice but it’s not as nice as a washing machine.

Until I heard it was based on a racial stereotype, I thought Aunt Jemima was a pioneering African American woman who started her own business.

If you can work “Salad Bar” into the headline somehow, you’d be a true American Hero. Because that’s the only thing I’d miss about Ruby Tuesday.

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

Nah, not worth my time. Bye.

How does cop butt taste like?

If police can destroy private property because it could be used as a weapon, then they can destroy pretty much anything they want. Th argument is absurd on its face. Hopefully Minneapolis will be paying to have these tires replaced and identifying and firing these officers.

Good.

“But muh games!”

The trolls seem to be working overtime these days to convince people a video game franchise about military intervention is somehow unrelated to the politics of peacekeeping both at home and abroad.

Go fuck yourself, then go disappear permanently

Go fuck yourself.

Color me skeptical that Wyoming is ordering in a shit-ton of naan.

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

Honey Boo Boo done grew up!

My spouse works for law enforcement. It’s a good group. No, really. When they get calls of “suspicious black men”, first they demand to know what the poor soul is doing that’s so suspicious (almost always nothing), then they bitch out the caller for wasting their time. They regularly train in deescalation and conflict…