Fish Speaker Science Club.

Can’t wait for the cross over episode with the Honored Matres Academy.

“Hey Bob?”

Super disappointed they didn’t go with Bene Gesserit Junior High.

Have you seen Silicon Valley? I wouldn’t exactly describe it as a celebration of Tech bros. 

Warriors could use him, he’s one hell of a shooter.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Sorry, this is the only valid cover. Wee now kong bantha poodoo.

It’s because you didn’t name your band Frankenstein’s Monster Hump Day.

So if they’re clapping, they’re plants and Bethesda is bad. and if they’re not clapping, there is no enthusiasm and Bethesda’s bad? Got it. I mean, you know other companies have employees clapping in their pressers too, right? I daresay it’s even possible that both fans *and* employees could be clapping at the same…

Tom Cruise is the kind of crazy that you absolutely don’t want to fight.  Justin Bieber is the kind of crazy that you absolutely do want to fight.

Also New York is very objectively not New England. It’s not a debate. It’s not an opinion.

I mean there are places in New York east of the Hudson that could pass as Connecticut, but really they’re not. They just desperately want to avoid getting lumped in with Newburgh.

No part of New York is New England or the Midwest (or the Upper Midwest).

Hail Marys (Hails Mary?)

God took away Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Ritchie Valens, so we could have Samer and The Deadspins

What? No, she has always raised meal ticket to respect the rules and try hard in school.

Be proud mom.  Ignoring the rules at 12 leads to ignoring laws at 18.   Have fun.