@Celladore: noun vs. verb

Blood splattered everywhere?

@arkadin13: jesus... this guy is already halfway between Hero & Legend.

And in the same week you guys publish How NOT to shoot a cell phone video you go and endorse one by publishing it on your site!

@Turnabout: NICE!

"Error. No one can count the number of push-ups Chuck Norris can do."

I know this is not the same, but web.utorrent.com is an amazing thing.

@Onslaught Six: Ditto. Plus she was a psycho religious nut job.

@John Eusebio: I sense some hostility to my rather benign comment.

blind people seem quite capable of walking straight.

nah - I'll just get the torrent.

@MathIsHard: Kmart is only a 12 minute drive away... or so he thought.

@MathIsHard: So then our protagonist walks up to the counter and asks, "Do these guns qualify for me to make my purchase here" - pointing to his flacid flabby stretch-marked pale arms. She leans forward, revealing her cleavage and says, "Only if I you let me pull the trigger."

@pekosROB: why thank you - that's quite a compliment.

@MathIsHard: so then the weight of the water bottle pulls his pants down ever so slightly, revealing a lint-ridden ass crack and the top of a faux-tribal tattoo that reads, "Playa for lifez".

I can think of nothing more depressing than some fat 30-something - who most likely has diabetes - buying WoW from K-mart for $4.99 on black friday in his flanel pajamas with a russian style hat and generic non-BPA-free water bottle clipped to his belt loop. Who the hell has belt loops on their pajamas?

I vote for #23. The winner reminds me a bit of a piece I did in the music school.

@rnoyfb: it was your idea.

@rnoyfb: wow - I don't know what kind of fucked up childhood you had - but I'm pretty sure childhood is not "about being publicly humiliated".

@boe_d001: regardless of WHO removed the shirt, the fact remains that a young child was publicly humiliated.