Made.my.day.

BBBBRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCEEEEEEE

Since it took so long for Grindhouse to be released on DVD, I had the solo Death Proof DVD for years. Then when I finally got Grindhouse and sat down to watch the whole thing I was horrified when it cut to “deleted scene” and also had a lot of explaining to do to my boyfriend since I had talked that scene up so much

found ittttttt

YES YES YES DEATH PROOF

I discreetly bought my first vibrator after getting drunk at an after work thing when I didn’t feel like going home yet. Sex stores are pretty slow at dinner time incidentally.

YES THIS. I went on a late night internet dive once because I just really needed to know how child rape allegations were not completely destroying that man, only to find it’s basically a mutual destruction button for both sides and spent the rest of my night wishing 2016 didn’t exist.

I really think that it’s not really a lack of awareness on Amy’s part, but rather an uber-awareness that stirring up racial controversy while your show isn’t on and you’re out in Hawaii shooting a movie will help keep you in the headlines and get you more mentions on Twitter. Using controversy to market yourself has…

To be fair, party affinity is a shitty reason to vote for an alleged child rapist/misogynist/racist/xenophobe/asshole.

I’m a somewhat fan of this show and I often find myself wondering how feminist is it *reeeaaalllyyy*? Sure, it has a female show runner and star, but I chalk that up to network executives now only wanting to green light female excellence-if you want a role, you’ve gotta write in it, star in it, produce it!!

As soon as she said it, I yelled out “Shade Court!” What a long week to finally get here!

I never thought about it before but I think Aimee is totally right that his breath is horrible. I call it businessman breath when their hot breath mixes with too much coffee and they think breath mints are helping but really it’s making their acid reflux act up and they’re dehydrated from drinking too much coffee and…

The thing that doesn’t sit right with me about NBC is this: they own Access Hollywood, surely they must have known what an asshole this guy was *before* he climbed the ladder up to the Today Show? How did he make it that far in the first place?

What if we all just like, completely stopped talking about Trump? He clearly is of the “all news is good news” school of thought, and if we just cut him off cold turkey, if just no one cared, maybe he’s just go away? Maybe?

Living, breathing, and dying for that dress in the first pic

When Trump supporters were trying to say that he would be a good president because he would surround himself with all the “right” people, I would wonder aloud how we could trust the judgment of someone whose style has been the butt of jokes for DECADES and still hasn’t hired a good stylist.

But it’s a hot drink. Well, you can get it iced, but then the terrorists have won.

FALSE! A well-made peppermint mocha tastes like an Andes mint and will warm your old haggard soul

While I respect your clearly well-developed palate, if pumpkin pizza becomes a thing, I’m getting my passport and ditching America. Some things must remain sacred.