That was a time when I wasn’t thinking about no diet, so I was eating a cinnamon raisin bagel with tuna fish on it. If you’ve never had it, it’s absolutely delicious...

“The corn will be good this year,”is the line that runs through my head whenever I see the new “It Girl” on a magazine cover.

Sarah Lynn rules

Came here to say exactly this and add that I am a proud feminist and secular humanist and if these motherfuckers take “humanist” away from me and make it somehow mean “sort of equal but feminists are gross” I will break some shit.

I thought she was great in Clouds of Sils Maria and Laggies. And randomly very funny in Neighbors 2, which was surprisingly feminist for a blockbuster comedy. But she is 19 so she's probably going to be too old soon.

Sarah Jessica Parker emerged from a groundhog den and saw no shadow of feminism, ensuring a wave of bullshit would come from her six weeks early.

And when Charlotte tried to stand up for herself (rightfully so), Carrie got offended.

Oh for fuck sakes, SJP. Just stop.

y’all, we can’t be angry at her for not being a feminist. she hasn’t educated herself or looked up anything. she could’ve spent 1 minute looking it up in the dictionary or even wikipedia if she had some more time but she didn’t. she just don’t know.

I thought she was going to be something great after films like Hugo, Let Me In, and uhh ... that’s it.

Which is more misconstrued: feminism or the first amendment?

I would say that generally when I’ve heard the tiresome “humanist” shit it’s from women, and the “all lives matter” thing I’ve only ever heard of white people saying, which makes it harder to attribute any positive explanation to the latter. They’re both gross bullshit, obviously.

She is better than this reference I am making, but it still (unfairly) reminds me of

People who reject the feminist label to be a ‘humanist’, and people who believe in All Lives Matter over Black Lives Matter are examples of people who stand in the way of social progress. They’re obstacles to a better, equal society. They help to validate the opinion that disadvantaged groups aren’t actually…

Apparently tuna and cinnamon actually do go together, at least according to Bobby Flay and a bunch of other Google results.

Today on Ricki Lake: My Large Labia Turned My Boyfriend So Gay He Got Brain Cancer

I agree, it's a different thing to find out that someone who was an important part of your formative sexual years is gay. If I slept with a guy now and found out he was gay, I would be confused but in a quizzical way, not confused about myself.

Need a teen pop sensation? Why not Zoidberg!?!

This is meant with no snark or attitude! (I feel I have to clarify because boy, sometimes responses on Jez are nastyyyyy)

I have a theory on the TSwift crab walking: she gets paid to carry/wear certain clothes and accessories. But even she can’t wear something for every single outing/gym trip. That’s when she walks backwards. She doesn’t want to endorse/promote/ give free press to clothing she isn’t getting paid to promote.