For the love of god and all that is holy, we need a real plan to get women to be the majority in the legislative and judiciary branches.

1) Joke about WNBA being unpopular
2) Joke about how there are so many ESPNs
3) Joke is an overused reference to a movie from more than five years ago

Congrats, you are now a drive-time sports radio host. Please pick up your bottle of spray tanner and wrap-around sunglasses at the front desk.

Aww, leave Masshole alone, he already had the image up and was taking a “break” at work in the restroom.

Incredible moral compass you got there. And this person did exactly, what to you? Look like a shitty governor?

Look. If you want to allude and link to it fine, but don’t post a picture of that shit and FOR FUCKS SAKE DON’T POST A GIF!

Of course she will recover. Her existing fanbase wasn’t remotely affected nor deterred by the revelations. It’s the general public that got a glimpse of behind the curtain. That mural would’ve been a perfect opportunity for Taylor to not take herself so seriously. If I were her I would’ve gone down to the mural,…

BTW: the TMZ article is saying it’s getting ugly because Heard, Depp’s WIFE, is asking for his financial information.

It’s funny you mention that, because her album/tour with Tony Bennett seemed to be the point where people started turning back onto her because her voice is just so good...and that’s probably because Tony asked her what she’d rather be known for: her voice or her shenanigans.

Right, Katy has songs like Firework about how even a plastic bag can achieve its dreams.

even though the kimmel/damon war is so overplayed, i am still not tired of it.

“Don’t bother asking her about it, though. She will never, ever admit that she was even approached for the gig.”

Matt Damon’s totally chill with Lena Dunham asking people to deface Bourne ads. [Celebitchy]

How many celebrities are going to announce their splits under the cover of the Kim/Kanye/Taylor cloud?

Everyone is trying to win points by saying they can’t believe Taylor has made them like Kim and I’m all, “Nah, I’ve always liked Kim, the real news is that Katy Perry is less petty and bitchy than Taylor Swift! Did NOT see that coming.”

Can we also talk about Katy Perry’s Rise? Like, the deeper meaning and how she’s managed to be super classy and rise above this petty shit but also how it will be the theme song of the Olympics, so Taylor & Co. will have to be reminded of it every fucking time they turn on the TV?

Completely agree! I was clapping when I finished this part:

I like that Kim just decided to remind the planet that, oh yeah, she was raised by a lawyer so good he got OJ off.

I see this comment a lot, but what does Tswift have to gain from this? This is all just making her look bad. I don’t think she’s in the “any news is good news” category. She wants to be liked or in the right—this makes her looks bad and in the wrong. Why would she stage this and what possible gain does she get?

The public would eat that up. She can just say she was caught offguard by the original call from Kanye, and in her discomfort she defaulted to being a nice submissive girl when really she wasn’t okay with the lyrics. And that she’s been feeling really vulnerable since the John Mayer splitup (slowly reaches for guitar)…