“Louise was in Zambia,” he wrote. “She was a gap student originally placed at Ndole Bay Lodge on Lake Tanganyika. But she moved across to Kasaba Bay. I will leave the reasons out.”

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…

But the stuff James Frey lied about was at least a little plausible, no?

Becky with the bad bullshit.

I think I read on twitter that her real age is closer to around 34-35 in real age, as opposed to “Hollywood” age. But clearly, she doesn’t have too many issues with fudging the truth...

Every time I’ve read “angel hair” I’ve thought “pasta”.

Sooooo, her bio says she’s currently 29, which makes her 12 years of age in 1999, the year she says she lived alone in “the jungle with big spiders and poor little children with AIDS and, and, and . . . insert cliche here.”

Why do we need more memoirs?

“Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who urinated on her beachfront property”

Right? And like ABC is going to piss off Shonda. She’s making bank for them.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

The most hilarious part of all this is that it’s like these Grey’s Anatomy fans don’t even know who Shonda Rhimes is. Like is Shonda really gonna fire Jesse Williams for speaking out about social justice?? That’s about as likely as Donald Trump saying something intelligent. Ain’t gonna happen.

Ron Johnson is a god damned monster.

First, drop the idea you can do this without pain; it’s never fun to ask for a divorce and this is a huge disruption of your lives. Your goal is to do this without cruelty, which sounds like it’s doable as he is not vicious or hurtful or dangerous.

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I’m sorry. I’m sorry he turned out to be such a dunderhead, and that you end up feeling like this girl has the life that should be yours. I hope you spent today taking care of yourself and doing things that make you happy. That could also be strapping pictures of his face to fireworks and setting them off. Whatever.

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This seems like a crime of petty spite more than anything. It’s not like the thief will be able to sell the coin anywhere... did he just want to beat up and rob someone who was kind of well-known in the area?

Plot twist though: DiCaprio has lowkey gay rumors too ever since an interview with Interview mag in 1995 where he said that kissing women was gross and he wasn’t totally sure of his sexuality. A writer tried to out him as well, but his people buried that story well before he became Titanic big.

I didn't get the Hiddles/Ryan connection so I thought: "Is Loki going to be Deadpool's new "Pansexual" lover in a Marvel movie?" Then I read that Ryan was at Swift's party. I like my idea.