If it makes you feel any better, I always thought British girls have great hair. I think it's because you all have so much moisture. All that rain.

If he didn't know how eggs are prepared, why would he order eggs? Just an egg is literally a raw egg still in the shell. Everything else has a name. Scrambled eggs, hardboiled eggs, omelets, fried eggs. If you don't know what something is called, maybe choose something else on the menu.

OOOOHHHHHH!!!! It just got real! Someone got told! Sorry, I got excited. And I liked your story. A lot of people don't like Owen Wilson for some reason, so it was nice to read something nice and funny about him.

Yeah, Colorado is weird. You have places like Boulder, which are really liberal, and then you have a ton of tiny little ranching communities.

My parents fight sometimes and they can get on each other's nerves a lot and have different personalities, but they've been together for ever and they're handling me leaving pretty well. Having kids definitely impacted their marriage in a negative way because of all the stress we caused in our teen and preteen years…

I am just a random internet stranger, and I don't know the specifics of your situation, so if you think it's best not to, don't obviously. But my advice is to talk to Big Foot about her dad. I mean, you don't have to tell her EVERYTHING, but she should know that her dad wasn't perfect and that what came out of her…

Hi, I'm one of those commenters that mostly lurks, not to freak you out or anything, but I've seen a lot of your comments and you've made a lot of comments alluding to or talking about your lack of physical and emotional relationships with women. I'm really sorry you're having difficulties making those relationships.…

Do you have any friends who are good at make up? They might be able to help you figure it out, or, you could send them a pic of your eyeliner after you put it on and they can tell you if it's too much or too little.

How long did you end up being friends with Big M?

Thank you for putting that a lot better than I could.

Forced birthers* = the most uncompassionate people to ever walk this earth. Who makes bullshit like this? It completely minimizes the experiences of entire groups of people and it's really sick and disgusting to see. There are no similarities between a woman taking control of her body and her life and slavery. A…

My take away from this excerpt was, "Fuck this Corinne" person. She sounds petty and manipulative and mean. The whole making Kate cry and get upset for better pictures? What the hell?

I honestly think her and Robert Pattinson are a good couple. They both are a little weird (ok, they're complete weirdos) but they're so... likeable. I don't think they're weirdness is an act. They're just genuinely weird. And apparently they're both really nice people. I also love her music and styling. I just…

You know what? Women's magazines also have advice on how to help you get your partner to get you off, but they're just so much... nicer. They recommend communication (I love it when you...) and demonstrating (showing how you like to be touched) and trying to recommend new things in bed that might help you to out (what…

1. God, what an idiot 2. You rock. The other parents need to get over themselves. 3. You're a lot more patient than my mom. Good luck with him. He's still young, I'm sure he'll figure it out

No idea why anyone is wishing someone they never met would die. That's really messed up. But Azealia Banks is still a pretty awful person sometimes.

First of all,Clive Owens wife is a cutie. She's about on his level attractiveness wise. Not that that matters AT ALL because even if she wasn't, it sounds like he really loves and respects her. And it's okay if Clive cheats on her because some random blogger on the internet decided he didn't like her look? Really?

Yeah, I've noticed that too. She has a lot of fans who like her because they grew up watching her movies/think she's a smart, kind, thoughtful role model. And then there are the gross guys who counted down the days until she turned legal. But that's true for almost any female child star, unfortunately :/

I like the part where he tries to use big words, but his grammar is atrocious. What is that last sentence even saying? I can't stop giggling at this comment.

I don't even care if it's Photoshopped. In my head, this is reality.