I wanna be sure I have this right. The net FORWARD gain was only 5 yards, right?

Ive said it before, I'll say it again: the day the lions went 0-16, I swore I'd NEVER root for them again and I have never enjoyed football more. My wife is from the central California valley and grew up a 49ers fan, so I slid into that fandom from the Lions. Even with the Niners sucking as bad as they do, it's still…

Eli looks like he cant find the nachos and is unaware any other humans exist. 

GOTTA CONDIMENT FAST!!!

Ill do YOU one better, WHEN is clueless hero?

IT crowd is one of the greatest shows of the 21st century.

Ssomeone just recommended this show to me and I am loving it.

You’re in luck! Dust off your original xbox or gamecube and play this game from 2002! Crude humor! Steve Freaking Carell as the commentator!

The thing about Barry Sanders that blew my mind was his eyes were always HUGE in his helmet. In replays, you could see where he was looking to go. Can you imagine what he could have done with a Tomlinson style, super black visor on? It would have been like him using the force, with his moves and no way to know where…

Growing up in Michigan and a Lions fan, he was the only ray of sunshine most games. Coach Wayne Fontes would have a semi-imaginative offense, then the playoffs would come around and if they were miraculously in it, the offense would change to Sanders left, Sanders right, Sanders up the middle, punt.

Im hoping this is a riff on the mst3k episode of the almost same name

More balls THROWN in an inning than SCRATCHED? That's your headline.

Not if you tackle the opposing golfer right before he makes the drive.

That was the first episode of the office I EVER saw. 

I can NEVER understand how people can listen to those morning shows and think the “bits” are legit. Like “war of the roses”, where we are gonna call someones significant other and see who they send flowers to and its TOTALLY REAL AND LIVE even though it’s the worst acting ever. And on radio shows ACROSS THE COUNTRY. I…

Dang, I remember after I got married and moved to the central california area, accidentally finding Don and Mike and being hooked. Listened for years, I would go out to my car on lunch, make my wife listen as we drove around and did errands.

There is already a minor league team with the perfect name. The Modesto Nuts. The newspaper headlines write themselves:

I knew buying a Note 9 was eventually going to allow me to shine on Deadspin.

Having to listen to him during the NBA finals, I wish he was blackballed from announcing.

Afree reading "diaper babies", I then read the rest of the headline and the article in Dick Vitale's voice. I now have a headache.