It was that or “look at me, writing an email after lots of Adderall!!"

Several of those letters, I couldn’t tell you what their point was if my life depended on it.

As a phoenix resident, I can confirm. It’s hard to support them when the owner seems to be tanking the franchise.

As someone who has lived in phoenix since 2005, its disappointing to see how much this team has gone downhill. My wife and I would go to so many games our first couple years here. Then the suns would get a good draft pick, players would be available they could use, they’d trade it away for CASH. No players, just cash. …

Correct on both counts. I am drunk and I am drunk.

You seem bitter that he isn’t a Laker.

I can’t wait to see who is the james Harden of baseball, switching hands with the ball, staring at the batter, then throwing it with 2 at seconds left of the pitch count.

No, this is Patrick 

It’s almost as if blantetly signing horrible back up QBs over Kap somehow would come back to haunt them, not just on the field.

I’m the same way. I dont like having to play games where I NEED other players.

That man is one “G” away from a lucrative career as either a lingerie maker or a adult actor.

As a phoenix area resident, when you go to grocery stores and see signs that if you buy 2 twelve packs of dos equis, you get two tickets to an upcoming game, it shows how few are going.

Your comments are one of the reasons I come to Deadspin more often than is probably healthy to do so.

Awww, I will miss this article. I work on Saturdays and when I go to lunch, I grab something to eat, sit down with my coworkers at the picnic tables at my costco and the first thing I’d read was this column. I dont know why, but it was just my custom. It was a good run.

I hadn’t scrolled far enough down, so all I saw for your comment was:

Kneeling out?

I didnt realize Link stayed with the family Porkins.

Dang, held without bail and released by the team? He has the possibility of forcibly having to stay in Tampa LONGER than the rest of the 49ers!

I played this video for my wife and she said “did someone call an ambulance for him, as hes clearly having a stroke?"

I must say, this article has made me honestly am excited to watch a wizards game.