I didnt realize Link stayed with the family Porkins.

Dang, held without bail and released by the team? He has the possibility of forcibly having to stay in Tampa LONGER than the rest of the 49ers!

I played this video for my wife and she said “did someone call an ambulance for him, as hes clearly having a stroke?"

I must say, this article has made me honestly am excited to watch a wizards game.

That dreamcast list is some amazing games. 

He would go right back to coach in Cleveland again? LeBron went back for a 2nd stint there too. What kind of Stockholm syndrome does this city naturally produce?

You, sir or madam, are doing the Lord’s work.

+1 avril lavigne song

I wish I had saved the original and I’m just cant be bothered to find the article that has it.

I really need to see the original picture next to today’s redder picture

As a costco employee, I read all your replies and wonder: “are they shopping in my store?” Are you hitting a costco on arizona, perchance?

I grew up just 15 miles south of Ann Arbor. On quiet winter days, I could hear “Hail to the Victors” in the distance when they would score.

The “3 of 5 traded for a player to be named later” brigade. 

How many bloody times did the announcers say that during the game. It’s like the had a record player up there with a scratch it in.

Half of these letters intentionally spell Obama and Hillary wrong as if they were clever. The other half mangle the english language.

How many letters a month implore you to kill yourselves or that they will kill you? Because I was seriously blown away by how many are listed here.

As a narcoleptic, I am insulted.

I will never get this. You didnt OWN anyone. You already paid for the merch. Oh, you wont buy any more Nike? Yeah, after 20 minutes in Sketchers, you’ll be crying for another pair of Nike.

I say on 3rd down the yellow line should turn RED.

As a resident of phoenix, who has to deal with the douchebags who inhabit Scottsdale regularly, I say with all confidence that your dad must be a real dick bag if he thinks the people of Scottsdale are noce.