How many letters a month implore you to kill yourselves or that they will kill you? Because I was seriously blown away by how many are listed here.

As a narcoleptic, I am insulted.

I will never get this. You didnt OWN anyone. You already paid for the merch. Oh, you wont buy any more Nike? Yeah, after 20 minutes in Sketchers, you’ll be crying for another pair of Nike.

I say on 3rd down the yellow line should turn RED.

As a resident of phoenix, who has to deal with the douchebags who inhabit Scottsdale regularly, I say with all confidence that your dad must be a real dick bag if he thinks the people of Scottsdale are noce.

JR thought to himself “if I try to throw this in the trash, it’ll just brick. Might as well do that and give it the home it deserves, a construction site”

My wife, a hairstylist, waxes my nostrils every time I get my haircut. It is AMAZING. I feel like I can breathe in gallons of air through my nose afterwards. I liked it so much, I started telling some of my friends, also clients of my wife, about it. They love it too. I would recommend it to anyone.

Howard was “very interested” in joining the reigning world champs?

“paperwork bag”?

You are doing the Lord’s work with this comment.

I cant believe I’ve played (and beaten) most of the games on this list! Usually on these list I’ve nearly heard of half of them.

I think I’m almost more impressed this guy thinks the Celtics won.

Who the heck is calling out for a new Intellivison console?

Everytime I’m listening to NPR (yep, I have jumped headfirst into being an old) and they say its sponsored by Matlab, I picture so, so, SO many YTMNDs of that old guys face coming into a meme and poor audio blurting out MATLAB.

Permission granted

BRUTALITY

I look forward to this, because Lebron will get 2 stars, no bench, and not have to wait til the finals to lose in the playoffs anymore.

I cannot find it ANYWHERE on the internet, so maybe someone here can find it.

I thought Trump said he was going to support rule of law and stop black-on-black(board) violence.

Hey, it was either a blackboard or JR Smith’s face. And he needed JR to hit a couple more shots