I was cashiering one day and a lady came through my line with an eye patch. That had shifted while she shopped.

Oh sweet lord !

I work for costco and have sen people do stuff like these all the time.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

shouldnt Akiva be working on the Robotech movie he was supposed to be a part of for the past 10 years?

To me, the best part of this movie is that it was a remake of a 70s movie “parts: the clonus horror”. One of the best mystery science theater 3000 episodes.

YEEE-AAAAAAH!!

See, ive wanted to take an NES power pad i have stashed in a closet and do something like this with it. Part of me thinks a power pad shower curtain would be awesome.

I’m gonna admit confusion. Am i rooting against the warriors? Or just for saying boo in general?

Part of me is excited for this project to ever get done.

You are an American treasure, my friend.

While playing some 360 game one night (i wanna say Madden or something) the guy i was playing overheard someone at my place talking about our plans for tomorrow. As a Jehovahs witness, we were going in our door to door ministry. The guy proceeded to tell us, since it came across the speakers not just a headset, how…

So when the swim team says they are gonna “jackknife” and “cannonball”, you’d better hide your daughters.

Should have used pics of willie mays. I know he didn’t play for the cubs, but I would have loved to see the “say hey kid” covering an area where people would be saying “hey, didnt there used to be bleachers here?”

Sounds like SOMEONE diversified their portfolio with stocks in Smithfield hams and Wonder bread.

Is it possible that fable legends will be free since people are tired of the series not meeting up to its pie-in-the-sky hype?

This is the most liked comment ive ever had. Thank you deadspin.

There’s some good numerology in that lower picture.

when I re-read the article linked here about the douche from the times who couldn't find a pen, it really makes me wonder:

did they have that song "sing, sing, sing;"?