I worked in an industrial sized kitchen my four years of univetsity. During one lovely banquet for a yacht club, some of the little yacht babies had to 'bus' tables for 'volunteer experience'. While their yacht host showed them around the kitchen, he stopped in the dish room where I was dutifully scraping other…

The Fry's markets one is the best. I lost it at "the egg department." Jesus H. Christ, lady. You utter fool.

#notallpalmlickers?

These are obviously made up stories by the Feminazis. Either that or they were CLEARLY asking for it. We haven't heard the male perspectives in this! Therefore these stories are false.

You forgot to add "Look Like They Smell Like Funyuns & Boxed Wine" to the list.

I noticed that too. Instructor does not equal professor (I know he's taught some bullshit film/writing/directing course somewhere—doesn't count). Also, with his writing skills, we should all cast very real doubt on his MFA programs (yes, he enrolled in more than one) as well as his PhD work at Yale. This sort of…

To one degree or another Alison has from the beginning been channeling "Serial Mom."

That's the pro-life Catholic Church for you- every fetus is a precious angel until it's bon.

Hell I've been single for 10 years, I'm 26 the only reason I'm still single is I moved around a lot, plus some fun aspergers syndrome features. Means by the time I was ready to start dating it was already too late. I certainly don't feel entitled to anything. It's a unique feature of the internet that people with…

"Sex now?" "No sex now, hole is hurty"

Seriously! You wouldn't have to negotiate that awkward "Sex now?" "No sex now, hole is hurty," thing with your partner. You'd just walk down hill to the hut, no questions asked. And all the other bitches from your hood would be there! SLEEPOVER! Who brought the Midol!?

OMG!

FUCK YES I KNEW THIS FAINTING COUCH WOULD COME IN HANDY SOME DAY.

Just so we're not all posting pictures of Garak I'll go with a more recent example.

It was so frustrating when Snuffie was Big Bird's "imaginary" friend. Four-year old me would yell at the tv when Mr. Hooper and Susan JUST MISSED seeing Snuffleupagus because he left, and they doubted Big Bird's sanity when he said Snuff WAS JUST THERE.

9) Snuffaluffagus

Now see, if only she would open up a factory in a run-down rural area and manufacture that faux outrage on some sort of broad scale, those poor, broken-down, exploited people could actually have the sort of fuck-you money that those squillionaires in Bed-Stuy and Cabrini-Green use to make sure they, and their…

I suppose William Faulkner, Flannery O'Connor, Dorothy Allison, Richard Wright, Carson McCullers, Cormac McCarthy, Richard Ford, Larry Brown, Frederick Barthelme, William Vollmann, Truman Capote, Eudora Welty, Denis Johnson are all being exploitative and problematic too. What a bunch of jerks

Nicely said. Just in terms of storytelling, the notion that anyone could create a twisted, nature worshipping murder cult in a "monied", presumably PR-rich and image-conscious, urban environment like New York or Chicago, and therefore easily avoid falling back on the "cheap atmospheric device" of the poorer rural…

Yes, it is.