Republicans want Medicare for all. They don’t want corporations to get tax breaks while they get nothing. They don’t want to eat, drink, or breathe pollution. They don’t want their kids killed in wars. They don’t want increasingly severe weather.

“So tell me the news Doc. Is it bad?”

The politicians are absolutely pretending. It’s how they brainwash the chumps that vote for them. Which is a lot easier than being a competent elected representative.

I get that it’s good team-bonding to really get into team spirit, but I think going into an actual berserker rage like a historical viking would have is going a little overboard, no?

People are still blaming the DNC for losing the election because the DNC knows how the electoral system works, the Clinton Campaign knows how the electoral system works, and they still picked a candidate who is widely despised by at least half of the country and who refused to campaign in swing states while going…

I would trade Zimbabwe the Donald, Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Pence, Mnuchin, and Jeff Sessions for some guys uncle.

Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

“And don’t get me started about how many of them ended up battered.”

“It’s not fair! Colonel Sanders was always manhandling breasts and slobbering over thighs, and no one made him sign confidential settlements with the chicks involved.”

Honestly, I can’t see the Warriors dynasty lasting beyond 2019, or 2020 at the latest. Age is a factor—KD and Steph are both 29, Draymond is 28 but really reliant on his athleticism, Iggy is already old—as is the rise of good young teams in the East (Boston, Philly).

But I think it’s possible that both the players and…

Let’s not forget that he refused to serve when he had the chance.

So I’m a huge Cavs fan, and what the Rockets are doing is exactly what Cleveland did to them in 2016 (and at the end of the 2015 finals as well). This is not an accident. Houston is using their long athletic guys to smother shooters, playing ultra physical through Golden State’s screens, and picking and choosing VERY…

The Rockets can’t afford LeBron without clearing their all-important bench. Furthermore, LeBron basically duplicates and exceeds Ben Simmons’s value, so all you’re really doing in Philly is pairing him up with potentially injury-prone Joel Embiid. If he goes down for any significant part of the season, it’s down to…

It doesn’t fit the model of the Warriors as the perfect team and doesn’t fit the narrative of invincibility, so no. Sportswriters will never stop clinging to it like a baby gorilla on it’s momma’s back.

Cavs beat the Celtics, Lebron plays the greatest seven game series by any player ever and beats the Warriors, Lebron Retires, Nike creates the Lebron brand, him and Jordan slowly buy every NBA team.

He loves Trump.

He respects the military so much that he laughs at a POW hero.

Counterpoint: While remarkable to watch, it is infuriating when Steph goes into “can’t miss” mode. And his “shimmy” is one of the most obnoxious little celebrations in all of pro sports, and makes me want the Warriors to lose even more than I already do.

I mean, he’s probably a piece of shit, politically-speaking, but let’s be real here: buying wine and lifting are both far more useful to society than doing anything in his official capacity as a Republican politician.

Eh, maybe he’s just taking the GOP view of the voting base to its logical conclusion: I’m red, they’ll vote for me.