I’ve never understood how he was labeled as the “cool” pope. He’s just like every other pope, he just doesn’t look like an Indiana Jones Nazi like the last guy.

I agree. If it were me in that crucible, I’m not sure I’d have the strength and the courage to be so kind and forgiving.

America, let’s talk..

It’s a special snowflake version of “Tommy.”

i choose to believe it’s actually the “triple lindy WEST”, where you get to stare at our lady of perpetual babeness three times:

Who doesn’t like mustard on hot dogs?

Does he even acknowledge

Haha “I get child prostiution jokes but dead baby jokes are too far” lol

I like to keep 1 or 2 going. You know, just to have something to talk about around the water cooler

Same reason I dropped all my libel cases

a) keep doin’ you

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

The votes would likely just be tossed out. People assume if your state allow write in candidates (not all of them do! mine does not), that the state will count the votes for every “candidate” that’s written in. This is not true. Only 8 states will count write-in votes for candidates who haven’t registered…

Hi my fellow Jezzies, I just wanted to take this moment to talk about something that has been bothering me in the comments. A lot of people here have speculated as to whether Trump has dementia due to his repugnant comments. My dad has dementia, he was diagnosed about four years ago. He never has, nor would he ever…

Legally Bland

Mein Kampf

Speaking of season 2 Netflix series... Who cannot wait for Narcos to come out?! The reviews make me really excited. Wagner Moura is really perfect as Pablo.

FREEDOM (to play football) ISN’T FREE! Do you know what we’d be playing right now if the Nazis had won? FUTBOL. What kind of fucking dystopian future would that be?