Haha you'll look great! And I wish you all the comfort possible, my similarly tiny friend.

It's a reference to something quite funny that would not make you less knicker-twisted in the slightest.

I really don't understand all the love for Frozen.

Don't bother getting into the Greek argument here on Jezebel. All seems to do is result in a bunch of people trying to outdo themselves on how shitty, stupid, fucked-up anyone who joined a fraternity or sorority is. If someone says, "hey, I quite enjoyed my time, wasn't hazed, made some great friends" they are mocked.

...will mass bans on fraternities or sororities will serve as a successful deterrent, or merely push parties off campus?

I had fun in mine. We made no bones that our chapter was about the drinking and ganja. I knew what it was going in and you know what? No regrets. Not. a. single. one.

She not wrong.

So, I talk a lot to people who are in the "new polyamory," or whatever - you know, the Captain Awkward, Dan Savage approved bourgeois American version. They pretty often express the wish that their various combinations be certified as legal somehow, and I see their perspective.

I had this stuck in my head for like, 2 days.

As a Chicagoan who is currently losing their shit over this otter pup, I have to share a recent story. I went to the Shed a few months ago, mainly in part to see the otters because of all the cuteness. Being adorable, my husband sneaked into the gift shop and bought me a stuffed otter (I'm 31 and this little guy is…

Pup 681 for mayor.

We need something to lift our spirits.

An incredible photo gallery of this otter pup came through on Election Night at like 11:30 p.m. and I don't think I've ever posted anything to the [local news] site I work for faster in my LIFE.

That you were a very cute baby?

I agree! Segregation forever!

You'll have to wait two weeks. The Ministry of Culture's Cultural Construction Advisory Council is currently engaged.

Complaining about diarrhea jokes in south park is like complaining that your steak is too meaty.

Jez is to issues surrounding weight as the GOP is to issues surrounding climate. I haven't commented on a Jez weight related article in a couple of years.

Whenever someone tells me fit-shaming is not a thing, I direct them to this site.

wait... did you just say that the fattest nation in the world is working out too much? Only Jezebel.