Glad to see the comments on this article differ from the ones a year or two ago on this same subject when the tone was "Good, glad this is happening to a man."

Calling him abusive, when he is not abusive, IS out of line. You're projecting your own issues onto his relationship. This is YOUR problem, not his, and not Allen's.

Yeah you should get help with that.

How lovely of you to make an assumption about my marriage based on three sentences. Let me return the favor and extend my thoughts on your cuntiness based on your two.

She sounds like a really selfish lover. If he is going down, she should reciprocate. That is how mutual relationships work.

True.But it's a freaking blow job we're talking about, not anal or felching or fisting or golden showers. Seriously, if you're scared of sucking cock then you need to get your ass down to the therapist and work on your issues. I don't exactly look forward to blow jobs either but guess what, even if they don't do…

My husband's ex-wife refused bj's too. I, on the other hand, love a dick in my mouth. That's a lot of the reason they are no longer married and we are.

Because this is Jezebel, and rational thought isn't allowed?

I don't understand why people are hating on this lady. She isn't saying she doesn't love her child, she is saying her child will grow up in a hateful environment because the bank screwed up. Since everyone is saying she should move, then she deserves the money to do so.

So just to be clear, you hoped that the authors would turn out to be one race, so that you could support their book. But then it turned out they are another race, and so now you are sad. And you feel comfortable dismissing the authors as a "real estate stock photo," because of course they are just two white people,…

So?

Oh my god, white people did a thing, let's all be outraged about it.

You know, as a Black person, I don't have a lot of feelings about this. It's made healthy cooking amusing and interesting. And I think the thing that makes me feel more okay about it is that the authors aren't pretending to 'be down'. They're just saying 'hey, we had this idea and we wanna do it.' It would be one…

I don't disagree. I've seen plenty of truly offensive articles about "how to get her to act like a porn star through trickery!" type articles. This one really isn't that bad. The fact that everyone is attacking you and accusing you of not getting laid makes me think some of these gals are protesting a little too much.…

You're making an awful lot of assumptions about me. Guess what? We agree that sexually liberated women tend to know more about *their* bodies, but you both missed and kinda proved my point. Thats ALL we talk about. Good sex essentially means good sex for women, which is why when an article pops up giving advice to…

Why are you being such a shit head? These are halfway decent tips. Christ, no wonder they say feminists are a shitty lay, you think you're above critique.

I feel like 75% of the comments on Jezebel are written by THAT PERSON. They're everywhere, tut-tutting at the world, unable to sit down because of that big stick up their ass.

I do disagree with what you said about the gender switch. At the very least, I know I would feel similarly about all the folks calling him an asshole.

Also, Theme Hospital. A cute hospital sim where patients vomit on the floor, and if your janitors don't clean it up fast enough, other patients see it and there's a chance it triggers them to vomit too.
It's not strange to have an entire waiting room covered in vomit in one of these instances.

There's a lot of people being THAT PERSON here. Also, we don't know enough about their relationship to pass the kind of judgement you're passing. For example, he's "afraid" of their guinea pigs... yet they have guinea pigs. Don't you think that he's using a little bit of hyperbole here?