...Poe's law? Or are you really that insufferable?

...*shrugs* I always felt like Hayden Panettiere was my celebrity body double. We're both petite yet posses a curvy 'gymnast' figure. (i.e. broad shoulders, short waist [our midsections are practically identical], thick but strong thighs, shapely calves, etc).

yeeaaahh, yesterday I went to the zoo, and it was a very warm and MUGGY day. While at the polar bear exhibit, a Saudi family showed up. While the men seemed to also be wearing traditional clothing, the women were wearing the full on black garb with only the eye slits and hands exposed.

oh hey! I'm right in the middle of reading Outlander.

ahem, I shall paraphrase...

Yes, white women, please tell me more about how other white people are doing things with other cultures that neither of you are a part of, and that's like, icky and racisty n' stuff.

Oh Karl, bestill my heart.

....all of my wat.

Man, I don't know whats funnier; Cassie's pun or your petulance and rustled jimmies. I mean the pun was clever, but your protracted and over wrought attempts are moral superiority are fairly hilarious.

oh, i guffawed at that.

oh wah wah wah, sack up ya pantywaist.

""The victims are believed to be both boys and girls between the ages of four and nine, at least one of whom is HIV positive."

Wait, what about Meijer?!?!?! cause I have about 2lbs of pluots at home that I was going to use for a duck sauce. Granted I've eaten a few and I don't feel sick....yet?

Then I feel sorry for her sick child; #1 for being sick (probably from Münchausen syndrome by proxy) and #2 for having a mother like that.

no, but I kinda think you're fucked in the head with this misplaced sympathy. "she must be hurting" oh please, spare me.

poor girl? POOR GIRL??!! stfu with this shit, my god, she LIED about being raped, LIIIEEEDDD, she was willing to destroy a man's life and make it that much harder for true rape victims to receive justice.

19 years old and 8 months pregnant (strike one)...trawling craigslist for anonymous sex for cash (strike 2) with her 25 year old boyfriend/pimp (strike 3).....yeeaahhh, I'm gonna have to go with "and nothing of value was lost".

ew, what a shitty, judgy comment.

are you....are you stupid or something? Like, I can't even fathom someone being so fucking dense....unless....ohhhh you're trolling, I see.

FUUUCCKK. I KNEW I should have taken bets that she would recant the first time Jez reported on this. MAAANNNN, a bunch of you muthafuckas would have owed me BIG time right about now. *smug smirk of satisfaction*