Eh, it doesn't really roll off the tongue, but Ballocaust I can definitely get behind.

In the real world; yes. In the hypersensitive-'oh muh feelz!'-trigger prone land of Jezebel, no.

ha! my husband and I dressed up as Alana and Marko for Halloween.

Why does this article seem....kinda judgey?

riiiiight, totally coincidental, and not at emblematic of our favored past time. *cough* ;)

I only remember my wedding date cause its 4/20....ahem..for a reason.

I wouldn't say its accusing you of being stupid, its more like a Poe's law sorta thing. Not for nothin', but there are facets of the gawkerverse that will literally blame a little girl for the role she played.

....awaiting the inevitable linking to a shitty Racialicious article/god awful tumblr post that will scoldshame us for honoring the memory of Shirley Temple Black. Why scoldshame? Because she's the most awful racist who ever racisism'd, by virtue of starring in films that reflected the racial prejudices of the day. If…

Jesus Christ, who pissed in your cornflakes this morning?

This is Jezebel, ergo, always assume the worst.

1.) I've spent the past 5 years working to achieve a hard body. Now that I've more or less reached my goal, my plan is to dress as skimpy/revealing as legally possible. Why? because I worked hard for my 6 pack abs, and fuck you, that's why.

*pats you on the head* well aren't you just precious.

Or how about a sarcastic ass?

No, because then they'd just complain about female objectification and unrealistic body standards. Instead of being 'trigger' about sexual assault, they'll be 'triggered' about eating disorders.

Uhm, my arms look like that, they got that way from lots of yoga and a cleaned up diet. Glad to know my arms aren't considered 'NORMAL', although normal in america = ham hock with a side of bingo wing flap, so I suppose its for the best.

Same here, and my office building was destroyed! I also recall wasting most of the day watching them film the scene where bumblebee was captured on Mich Ave (LITERALLY in front of my work). Lets just say that shit was loud and distracting. BUT! Tyrese is a sweetheart (I ran into him at Starbucks), and Shia Labooooof…

heh, in the official trailer, about 25-30 seconds in it seems the location is Daley Plaza, with the the Wrigley building, Trump Plaza, and Mich Ave bridgehouse all cgi'd into the background.

So....has anyone optioned the screen play yet? (starring matthew mcconaughey, natch).

That I can cosign, I'm always down for pointing and laughing at other people's folly.

..ok? I feel like you have some sort of ax to grind with BC stans. Regardless, having gone to to link and read the excerpts....yup, its exactly what I thought. Unless you are well versed in the perpetual outrage machine that is tumblr, the referenced quotes are fairly inoffensive and utterly unremarkable.