a note of caution: I had to wear something similar for my Gone With the Wind figure skating routine (don't ask...) and those sequins chafe like a motherfucker. I ended up have a nasty crotch and arm pit rash. =/

Not for nothin', that's some tasty looking herb.

I seriously don't understand the knee jerk assumption that anyone who disagrees with the jez hive is OBVIOUSLY a godawful man (and probably a MRA troll to boot!)

lol gotta love it, refuse to participate in the Jez squawk; labeled a 'pathetic little mra boy'.

ahh yeah, you have to remember, here at Jez we're SUPER paranoid about rape. man bumps into you? RAPE. man glances your way? RAPE. awkward first kiss instructions? HOW DARE YOU INSTRUCT YOUNG MEN ON HOW TO RAPE!! what are you? A RAPIST McRAPE INSTRUCTOR!?!?!?

lol I feel you bro, but hey, consider it a point of pride that you've been pointlessly eviscerated by the mean girls on Jez.

lololcopter. I like how Jez is acutely tuned into all the RAPERAPERAPERAPERAAAAAPPPEEE in this advice piece, yet fails to acknowledge the various warnings, hints, and tips about respecting her space, going slow, earning access, earning her consent, etc, etc.

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Lutera which is BC, fish oil capsules, and the occasional valtrex regime for when the post herpetic neuralgia flares up (shingles are a motherfucker!). Other than I try to avoid most pills (even OTC stuff) since I'm paranoid about my liver, perpetually broke, and I still carry around an anti-pharm prejudice, courtesy…

If nothing else, I hope someone (tumblr perhaps?) makes 'melanin-privilege' a thing, and that at some point a pasty person hurls it at me as an insult because...lolz.

omg that's amazing, please high 5 your daughter for me.

physically resemblance mostly, but they also share the same snarky, asshole attitude which I happen to find endearing (and a bit sexy).

lol currently catching up on wrestlemania with the husband, patiently waiting for CM Punk's match.....mmmmmmmhmmmm. :D. Side note, just found out my mom's favorite wrestler is Alberto Del Rio; she doesn't even like wrestling, thinks its low brow, but was flipping through TV one night and caught one of his matches.…

...me? But I also exclusively own thongs, as I find full coverage underwear likes to ride up my cheeks and cause eternal wedgies.

Hm, as an apathetic atheist, I think religion is a self imposed shackle of ignorance that we need to abandon like, ASAP.

Don't forget black women, and Asian women, and Hispanic women, and Indigenous women....etc.

....I see what you did thuurrrr.

thank you!

Eh, not really. I think its because my parents have been happily married for 30 years—when I say happily I mean, they are like love-struck teens making out all over the place, ew— and by virtue of them raising me I've absorbed their values related to marriage and monogamy.

Health insurance.