I recall being the lone fake-vote for Ross Perot in 92 (I was about, 7yo?), I only voted for him because he reminded me of my dad.

ahhh I got ya.

Really? man, I play that shit out for allllll its worth. Not my fault dude is too dumb to notice my husband standing a few feet away, or the very obvious wedding ring on my finger.

I have never come across a more apt description of ol' Ricky boy than this. Bravo, seriously.

I dunno, I definitely lol'd at this one. but the rest are fairly meh, and have Reddit stink all over them.

I can only speak for myself, but I really appreciated that fact that since my dad was retired (at 65) he ended up taking on all the domestic duties while my mom was in the prime of her career. so growing up there was a lot of dad and me time, and we really got to bond. So if your husband plans on retiring soon, at…

Hehe my parents are still together, (sickeningly) happy, and Flying Spaghetti Monster willing, they are going to have a big 30th anniversary blow out next year. Catering! Surprise guests! karaoke! long (loooonng) lost college friends! etc etc. Yeah, my parents may be in their 60's and 80's (almost 90's!) at this…

Jeez, and I thought my dad was bad ass for having me when he was 60 (my mom was 33). He credits his current health and vitality to doing the whole family 2.0 thing when all his peers were retiring.

The source article's premise is that illegal butt injections originated in the trans community, and has branched out into the African American community.

Countdown till someone bitches about the use of 'transexual lady' in 3...2...

WORD.UP.

co-signed all the above.

*hiisssss* HOW DARE YOU VICTIM BLAME!!!!

Well, in my area you can get a scrip filled for Ritalin at Walmart for about $4. Not sure what the particular program is called, but it is specifically marketed towards low income folks. Also, when I was in college docs liked to give out 'sample packs' of meds if you couldn't pay for a prescription. So yeah, its not…

It's because the Navajo Nation is the allstar champion of the Oppression Olympics.

Oooooh, jezebel + commenters, how far you've fallen; I'm so embarrassed for you. Like, really? This is what its come to?

...will there be snacks and refreshments? I'm only coming if there are snacks and refreshments.

This entire observation makes me feel like we've jumped the shark when it comes to racial sensitivity....jus' sayin'.

When I was younger I dated a guy I presumed was half-Asian, (eye shape, dark hair) turns out he was actually a Laplander (of the Finnish variety).

holy shit! I did the same thing.