i remember those. they were supposed to make your legs longer (they didn’t).

That’s terrible.

Why did she even do it? Was it supposed to be a joke?

What kind of stylist thought that looked good? Someone call the fashion police.

How do you live on that? Do you have to get a second job?

that’s every religion.

fuck off

that mum is hella gay.

I promise to tead your comments. Be good now!

Have you read about what happened when Prince joined?

I will never forgive JW for going after Prince when he was vunerable after his son’s death and making him stop singing about sex. Vultures.

I want to hear everyone who’s ever palled around with Jackson speak out.

Nah, she’s saying he was born being attracted to kids.

The Dirt treats humans like trash.

I remember that! Makes a lot more sense now.

Puppies bite. That’s what they do. If you raise them right they calm down once they’re grown. Team Lisa.

J-Rod is Bennifer version 2. Didn’t she learn her lesson the first time?

I LOVE Alice Vicous. 

Yes! That was my first thought too. She’s teeny tiny herself. Ouch.

Yup. The stuff she’s said about Michael Jackson is hateful.