The Normans should have burned Britain to the ground when they had the chance. Trying to fix society there has clearly failed.

I hereby challenge David Tracy to take one of these to Moab.

Dear God, a cat with an opposable thumb…

Similarly, do not put your hand in your mower while it’s running.

I was worried for your face, but then I saw it still has 1 gold ring left so you’re safe :3

i would have preferred chili cheese dogs

It looks like you blue yourself.

Several years ago, I devoted an entire Oppo post to it.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

D.B. Pooper

Grow up: Stop spending money on low-quality status symbols to impress people you don’t know or like, and buy a fucking Honda/Toyota like a normal person.

For the muppet, I nominate Animal.

There is only one correct answer.

I would absolutely watch that.

Welcome to industry buzzwords! Where everything is made up and the cars don’t matter.

It mingles nicely with the ads that Lyft purchases on their sites. I believe this is called organic marketing.

Were you hired solely to do shit bits on Uber?

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.