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Agree. I guess it’s cool that HE doesn’t think about “competition” or “fairness,” but the other girls in the race probably do...

Albert Pujols is the Tim Duncan of baseball. And I mean that in the best possible way.

Far be it for me to defend Harper, but my interpretation was that he opted out of throwing the helmet at him. Either because its a shit move or, less graciously, as a distraction so he could get the first punch in. Hell I think batters should be allowed to throw their helmet as hard as they can as the pitcher.…

I like how he opens the original tweet with the extremely odd caveat of “nothing specifically personal.” Then in his apology he explains that it’s because his father fought World War II

I’m so confused. If the ball hit Mazara’s foot on a swinging third strike, he would be out. Did the replay review show that it DIDN’T actually hit his foot or what? Because the author said explicitly that it hit him.

The rallying cry after Trump got elected/took office was “this is not normal.” And it wasn’t. Donald Trump was and is a serious threat on multiple levels. Every march and protest against him and his actions is deserved.

If you’re playing a game down at the pub, do yourself a favour and don’t go aiming for the bullseye each turn like a chump.

*Nine pitches, three strikeouts

So in the video, they don’t know yet that they’ve moved up from 5 to 3. All they know at that moment is they moved into the top three. Thus, still have a shot at a top-2 pick. I’m sure when the Kings were revealed at 3 there was some disappointment.

Simmons column coming in 3... 2...

Jesus the Lakers didn’t “narrowly avoid” anything. This was just the situation they faced going into the lottery. This post could just have easily been written the day before the lottery. There was nothing in the nature of the lottery that made the Lakers’ result a close call or a narrow escape.

It’s a weird thing to apologize for six months later. He gave him a chance, Trump failed, and now his mind is made up. That’s just the essence of giving someone a chance. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t have given them a chance in the first place. Chappelle was just hoping Trump would surprise him. And, of course, he…

But that’s not supposed to be how it works!

Eh, it’s close enough. Clearly those on the jury in favor of acquittal were so in contradiction to the law and the facts. I’m more surprised (based on the snippet we’re provided here) that White seemingly got away with an argument for nullification. I mean, when you’re arguing about how badly your client got beat up…

Vindication for ZooMass! http://deadspin.com/nba-game-6-clock-error-cost-celtics-one-second-on-fina-1795202612

Nothing bolsters your credibility like coming out hard against a rule right after that rule costs you a run. Don’t recall either of them making any waves when the rule was first implemented...

Burneko is basically like late-90s sports guy Simmons except with worse teams and shittier writing

When I saw the headline I just assumed The Rock was the Democrat while Cena was the Republican

Don’t act like you’ve never participated in a party event and come way with the winner’s trophy